Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 11:58:32 AM

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«Reply #3930 on: February 02, 2006, 01:10:04 PM »

ISLAM MEANS
I For ISHA
S For SUBUH
L For LUHAR
A For ASAR
M For MAHRIB
Five Times Prayer. Is Base Of ISLAM. We thank allah.


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«Reply #3931 on: February 02, 2006, 01:15:19 PM »

Bad me bhejta hu ,bharosa nahi hai kya?Kal bhejta hu,subah bhejta hu,sham ko bhejta hu, Kripya in shabdo ka prayog na kare,turant msg bheje.


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«Reply #3932 on: February 02, 2006, 01:17:20 PM »

Udas nahi hona kyunki main sath hu ,
samne na sahi par aas -pas hu,
palkon ko band kar jab bhi dil main
jhakoge main har pal aapke sath hu...


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«Reply #3933 on: February 02, 2006, 01:20:13 PM »

Jab hum peete hain...
to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hain..
tumari kya capacity hai, jitni tum pite ho..
utni to hum glaso me chod diya karte hain.......?


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«Reply #3934 on: February 02, 2006, 01:23:36 PM »

1+1 is Two.
My frndship is True.

2+2 is Four.
My frndship is More.

4+4 is Eight.
My frnd is GREAT!

10+10 is 20
My friend is 420!!
Hahaha..


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«Reply #3935 on: February 02, 2006, 01:27:25 PM »

Chand pagal hai andhere main nikal padta hai.. isse Taron ki numaish main khalal padta hai..
unki yaad aayi hai SANSON jara dhire chalo..
kyoki DHADKANON se bhi IBADAT main khalal padta hai.?


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«Reply #3936 on: February 02, 2006, 01:29:24 PM »

What is the height of optimism? Ganguly changing his nationality to australian and his batting style to right handed, and expecting to get selected as the captain of australia.


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«Reply #3937 on: February 02, 2006, 01:31:28 PM »

Colleg life...
D steps u walk in d corridor..D late morngs u getup..
D late nights u chat...
D canteen food u share..
D time spend in icecream Parlors,
? IV's ?,
Beaches
D kadalai at canteen n trees,
D rush to cinema theatres..
D slam books u write..
D hearts tat u knock..
D crushes n some success..
D msg s u forward..
Colleg days r some thing precious..
U cant get it again..
Only memories remain till our life ends...
Remember thiz Frnd till End..


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«Reply #3938 on: February 02, 2006, 01:33:23 PM »

Newton's law of LUV-evry boy on earth is attractd 2wrds a girl wid a force directly proportional 2 d beauty of d girl n inversly prop 2 strngth of her brother.


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«Reply #3939 on: February 04, 2006, 11:38:52 PM »

Flash News

snake was speaking in america
one person ask that snake,
name the president of our country?

The snake replied

Bushhhhhhh...'!


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«Reply #3940 on: February 05, 2006, 12:00:12 AM »

Teacher: when will india become america.
Student: when every boy and girl become Emran hashmi and mallika sherawat


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«Reply #3941 on: February 05, 2006, 12:03:06 AM »

Unhone dekha aur ansu gir pade,
bhari basant me jaise phul bikhar pade,
dukh vo nahi k unhone hame alvida kaha,
dukh to ye hai k uske bad vo khud bhi ro pade.


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«Reply #3942 on: February 05, 2006, 12:05:58 AM »

Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.


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«Reply #3943 on: February 05, 2006, 12:06:37 AM »

Lover and Mobile are same...

HOW?

if there is no currency both will be disconnected


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«Reply #3944 on: February 05, 2006, 12:07:44 AM »

Mushkilon se aapki Mulakat na ho,
Udaas ho jaao aisi koi baat na ho..
Dua hai ki Mehfilon se saje Zindgi aapki,
bas humein pukar lena jab koi saath na ho..