Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3945 on: February 04, 2006, 06:38:51 PM »
A sardar was seated on the bench looking very sad."wats d matter,Sardarji?" "I lent Rs.50000 to a frnd to undrgo plastic surgery now I dnt knw hw he looks"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3946 on: February 04, 2006, 06:41:30 PM »
Hum ko jindgi ne diya aisa dost,
gum aaye to usne hansna sikha diya,
ab tak kisi ke samne jhukta nahi tha sir,
aapki deewangi ne jhukna sikha diya.....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3947 on: February 04, 2006, 06:44:18 PM »
Why is the fire engine red in colour? Answer:fire engine has a ladder,ladder has rungs,rungs are a foot apart,a foot is a ruler,a ruler can be a king or a queen,elizabath was queen of england, elizabath was also the name of a ship,ship floats on water,water has fish,fishes hav fins,fins are the people of finland,the national flag of finland is red in colour,sooo the fire engine is red in colour!'! understood?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3948 on: February 04, 2006, 06:50:25 PM »
CßæZhQ" Πé"Tò%AÆé$$)P$b& £¥§ d 0@:-(wa¥p . .


Shakal dekhi hai?
Simple english taan pari ni jaandi, italian padoge
vadde scholar:-)
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3949 on: February 04, 2006, 06:50:47 PM »
CßæZhQ" Πé"Tò%AÆé$$)P$b& £¥§ d 0@:-(wa¥p . .


Shakal dekhi hai?
Simple english taan pari ni jaandi, italian padoge
vadde scholar:-)
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3950 on: February 04, 2006, 06:58:51 PM »
Sardar1:hey where did u get this new cycle.
Sardar2:In the park i saw a beautiful lady & she took me 2 a lonely spot on her cycle & removed all her cloths and said take any thing u want..
Sardar1: then what?
Sardar2: i took the cycle!
Sardar1: U did right ,her cloths won't fit you..!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3951 on: February 04, 2006, 07:00:07 PM »
Aaj phirse hume tanhai ka guman hua,
ashkon ka samundar ankhon pe meherban hua,
na jane khuda kab hamari taqdir badlega,
khud ki halat pe rona bhi naseeb na hua.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3952 on: February 04, 2006, 07:04:41 PM »
A guy enjoying sex with his girlfriend. After 1 hr of sex he says "u wont be able 2 see me 4 next 1 hr" she asks "r u leaving?" he says, "nö, turn back now!!"
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bybh
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«Reply #3953 on: February 05, 2006, 06:20:06 AM »
Lolz... Funny ones shareef...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3954 on: February 08, 2006, 04:48:49 AM »
Gulab ko bhi Kamal Bana Dete,
Uski ek Ada pe kai Gazal Bana Dete,
Marti nahi hai humpar Ladkiya Warna,
MANGALORE Me bhi ek,TAJ MAHAL Bana dete.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3955 on: February 08, 2006, 04:49:44 AM »
'A cardiologist marries a gynecologist and were blessed with twin girls. Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3956 on: February 08, 2006, 05:01:18 AM »
U Hav Really Hurt me by not sending msgs even ven i send so many msgs N dats y I hv Decided 2 breakoff Ur friendship N dis Time Im nt Joking











 Im Seriously Joking
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #3957 on: February 08, 2006, 09:28:15 AM »

after completing MBBS , munna bhai finally started practice....
he checked his 1st patient's eyes, tongue and ears
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.bole tu ........... TORCH theek hai .....
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yoindiaking
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«Reply #3958 on: February 08, 2006, 02:25:22 PM »
DEEPAK MEIN AGAR
 NOOR NA HOTA TANHA
 DIL MAJBOOR NA HOTA.
HUM AAPKO GOOD MORINING
KEHNE ZARROOR AATE AGAR AGAR AAPKA GHAR




















ITNI











































DUUR








NA












HOTA......










Usual Smile :p
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #3959 on: February 08, 2006, 02:41:52 PM »

koi gham nahi phir b dil tere liye udas hai
koi rishta nahi par ek ehsaas hai
kehne ko hain buhat apne per tu he khaas hai
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zeyada khush na hu yeh sab BAQWAS hai.....
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