Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 11:58:32 AM

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«Reply #3900 on: January 31, 2006, 02:05:46 AM »

My New Year Resolution - "I am not going to make any calls, message, talk or even receive calls from

Bipasha Basu,
Aishwarya Rai,
Priety Zinta,
Rani Mukherjee,
Tanushree Dutta,
Or even Richa, Trisha, or any other such persons"


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«Reply #3901 on: January 31, 2006, 02:06:45 AM »

o n g
T i m e A g o.

O n l y
Cute People Used..

To Read
M y S M S.

And T o d a y,

The History is Broken by a monkey


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«Reply #3902 on: January 31, 2006, 02:09:14 AM »

Husband:Jee karta hai ki Tumari zulfon me kho jau,Tumare aankhonme bas Jau,tumari bahonme jhool jau.Wife: Devanand hi rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi banoge


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«Reply #3903 on: January 31, 2006, 02:10:28 AM »

I askd my boss4 his daughter's hand in marriage. He said"ur salary won't even get enough toilet paper 4 her". I said"if she's going 2 shit that much!Forget it"


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«Reply #3904 on: January 31, 2006, 02:11:58 AM »

Logo ko moorakh banane ke tarike jaanie...:-

yeh pahela tarika hai......Ha ha ha....


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«Reply #3905 on: January 31, 2006, 06:57:08 PM »

1derful....


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«Reply #3906 on: January 31, 2006, 06:59:14 PM »

good going keep it up


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«Reply #3907 on: January 31, 2006, 07:23:34 PM »

In Yam Lok
Chitr gupt-"Maha prabhu ise questn kiye bina SWARG bhej do
Yam: y c.gupt?
Is he nt paapi?
C.gpt:No prabhu he's B.E vidhyarti.
Naraka se hi aya haì..


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«Reply #3908 on: February 01, 2006, 12:45:42 AM »

2 dost jungle Mein sandaas kar rahe the.

Achanak sher aa gaya.
1st:Yaar,tu darr raha hai?
2nd:Main nahi darta.
1st:To saale apni dho,Meri kyun dho raha hai..


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«Reply #3909 on: February 01, 2006, 12:52:05 AM »

umar mein aane k baad ladke ladki

chori chori chupke chupke

kya karte hai...

guess

guess

guesss

abe zyaada soch math........ vote daalte hai


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«Reply #3910 on: February 01, 2006, 12:54:51 AM »

Ever wondered y God made us meet each other when there r millions of people around?? Bcoz he knows i deserve it...my punishment for all my wrong deeds..


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«Reply #3911 on: February 01, 2006, 01:04:08 AM »

Ae husn-e-ittefaq ki aap mile,
badi muddat se arzu thi ki koi dilbar mile,
dekh kar aapka chehra chand bhi sharmaye,
taare bhi bole aise yaar kahan se laye.


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«Reply #3912 on: February 01, 2006, 01:09:17 AM »

Apne DIL ki sun afwahon se kaam na le.
mujhè yaad rakh 'beshak NAAM na le.
tera VEHAM hai ki main bhula hun tujhe..
meri koi aisi SAANS nahi jo tera NAAM na le.


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«Reply #3913 on: February 01, 2006, 01:14:59 AM »

Friend bole to Dost
Dost bole to Bhai
Bhai bole to Munnabhai Munabhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr.bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utar injection dena hai.


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«Reply #3914 on: February 01, 2006, 01:23:31 AM »

Dost ko bhulna galat baat hai,
unhi ka to zindgi bhar saath hai,
agar bhul gaye to sirf khaali haath hai,
agar saath rahe to zamana kahega "kya baat hai".