Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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raju1
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«Reply #3915 on: January 31, 2006, 11:21:52 PM »
hello salma   app  bahut ..
likhti hai  ...... achhi
par  appne mobail ki jindgi  ko bahal  karne ke  usaka no. to app ne  likha hi nahi
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3916 on: February 02, 2006, 06:50:14 AM »
"Asin bhejde rahe msg, tusi padd-padd muskur-aunde rahe. Tusin kade RUPAIA v na kharcheya, asin aivein BAPU de kharche vadaunde rahe !!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3917 on: February 02, 2006, 06:52:44 AM »
Koi ho baat - na dil se Lagana,
agar apna samjho - to hi Batana,
Bhool ho humse- to Samjhana,
Samjho jo haq -to Jatana,
ki hai jo Dosti to dil se Nibhana.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3918 on: February 02, 2006, 07:05:01 AM »
Shma Kehti He Mujhe Banaya Kis Ne,
Jis Jis k Hath Lagi Mujhe Jalaya Usne,
Woh Shma Kya Jise Koi Jalane Wala Na Ho,
Woh Insaan Hi Kya Jise Koi Chahne Wala Na Ho.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3919 on: February 02, 2006, 07:07:27 AM »
U fuck ur girl friend on valentines day.
she will give u good news on mother day and.
u will have a child on children s day.....
Dont try this on every body . U will have bad news on December 1 st (AIDS DAY) Care full buddy..........
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3920 on: February 02, 2006, 07:09:09 AM »
Sardar ne Biwi se pucha"aaj tho chicken bahut tasty hai,kuch khas masala lagaya kya?Biwi "Murgi thodi si jalee thi isliye Barnol lagyatha
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3921 on: February 02, 2006, 07:09:39 AM »
Khamosh rat ki pehlu me sitare na hote,
in rukhi aankho me rangin najare na hote,
hum bhi na karte parwah agar
aap itne pyare na hote...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3922 on: February 02, 2006, 07:13:00 AM »
Prayer of the faithful engineer
Today's prayer:
Dear God
35+15=50 marks. Amen!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3923 on: February 02, 2006, 07:14:05 AM »
TC: ticket dikhao.? Sardar: lo dekho.TC: ye to purani hai., Sardar: to train kya nayi hai.?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3924 on: February 02, 2006, 07:19:08 AM »
student's DECLARATION at d END of ANSWER SHEET!!

'I hereby declare that d answers written above r true to d best of my FRIEND's KNOWLEDGE n I claim NO RESPONSIBILITY of d correctness of answers,all d lines written here r jst FICTIOUS n r related to NO real SUB MATTER! its jst written 4 ENJOYMENT!! happy9
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3925 on: February 02, 2006, 07:25:03 AM »
><((((;>

yeh machhli meri dosti ki nishani hai. Ise sambhalkar rakhna. Aur ye mar na jaye isliye mobile pani me dubakar rakhna...!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3926 on: February 02, 2006, 07:27:41 AM »
A dentist was cought having sex with his patient. Next day newspaper head lines... Dentist cought filling wrong cavity..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3927 on: February 02, 2006, 07:32:32 AM »
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Kisiko batana nahi






































GANGADHAR hi SHAKTIMAN hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3928 on: February 02, 2006, 07:35:14 AM »
What is the Height of suspense?..... ....I'l tel u tmrw!! happy9
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3929 on: February 02, 2006, 07:36:47 AM »
Jinke yad me ham deewane hogaye,
voh hamse begane hogaye,
shayad une ab talash hai naye doston ki,
unke nasar me ham purane hogaye.
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