Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #3780 on: December 09, 2005, 06:13:00 PM »

A Sardar bought a new mobile. He sent msg. to all writing- "My mobile no. has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3315 now it is Nokia 6600..


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«Reply #3781 on: December 09, 2005, 06:14:33 PM »

Etni bhi kya mohabbat paiso se?
Ke dost ki khabar tak na li,
Sms se paigaam hi to maanga tha,
To mere dosto ne mobile se hi nafrat kar li?


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«Reply #3782 on: December 09, 2005, 06:44:48 PM »

Here is the sanskrit version of AE KYA BOLTI TU:Aye balike,twam katham kathisyasi Aye balkah aham kim kathisyamh.shrinvasi,shrunha,kim twam khandala agchasyasi,Aham kim kuruswasyami khandalayeh gamisyami.Bhramisyami,nryuthyami gayami maja karishma,kim karishyami


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«Reply #3783 on: December 10, 2005, 04:01:37 AM »

Ever wonder abt these...
1. If swimmin is a gud exercise 2 stay slim y do whales look fat?
2.Y is the place in a stadium were spectators sit called STANDS?
3.Ys tat everybody wants 2go 2 heaven but no body wants 2die?
4. Shall i say there is racial discrimination in chess as the white coy is moved first?


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«Reply #3784 on: December 10, 2005, 04:02:41 AM »

I'm sorry,
Ek buri khabar hai.

Mujhe bhool jana...

Plz...

Mein kuch dino k andar tumhe hamesha
hamesha k liye chhod kar chala jaunga.

Tumhara 2005


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«Reply #3785 on: December 10, 2005, 04:03:34 AM »

A white couple had a black baby,the husband didnt believe that it is his baby .

Husbnd: why is the baby black?

Wife: u hot,i hot, baby burnt...!


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«Reply #3786 on: December 10, 2005, 04:05:30 AM »

Tez
hava
ka zoka
aya,

sath me
teri
khushubu
laya,

tab mere
dil me
khayal
aya,

aaj bhi
mera
dost nahi
nahaya !---


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«Reply #3787 on: December 10, 2005, 04:06:39 AM »

TO IMPRESS A WOMAN :

Compliment her
Respect her
Honour her
Cuddle her
Love her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine and dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her

BUT TO IMPRESS A MAN :

smile once..


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«Reply #3788 on: December 10, 2005, 04:07:58 AM »

Vo MADHOSH aankhe...,,,
Vo GARM saanse...,,,
Vo KAPKAPAATA jism...,,,
VO THARTHAARATE hont...,,,
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ..........

MALARIA HAI.


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«Reply #3789 on: December 10, 2005, 04:10:30 AM »

Teri meri dosti itni bade itni bade,
ki ham tum milne ko tadape,
dosti ki parwan itni chade itni chade,
ki rab v hamari dosti todne se dare.


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«Reply #3790 on: December 10, 2005, 04:12:50 AM »

Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane ke liye,
Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye
Milna to nasib me nahi,
Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye.


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«Reply #3791 on: December 10, 2005, 04:13:32 AM »

Husband:Jee karta hai ki Tumari zulfon me kho jau,Tumare aankhonme bas Jau,tumari bahonme jhool jau.Wife: Devanand hi rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi banoge..?


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«Reply #3792 on: December 10, 2005, 04:15:27 AM »

Aapki anko me sitara nazar ata hai,
Dubte dil ko kinara nazar aata hai,
Kaise roke aarzoo ke is samundar ko
har sitam aapka ishara nazar aata hai..


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«Reply #3793 on: December 10, 2005, 04:16:34 AM »

Dilo se khelne ka hunar hamein nahi aata,
isliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye,
meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha ,
isliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye !!!


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«Reply #3794 on: December 11, 2005, 03:47:33 AM »

Dilse Tera Khayal na Jaye to kya karu,
Tu bata tu Yaad aaye to kya karu;
Hasrat ye hai ki Ek Nazar Tujhe dekh lu,
But Cable pe AnimaL Planet na aaye to kya karu!