Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #3615 on: December 01, 2005, 11:40:18 AM »

kabhi koi dil per fida hote hai,
kabhi koi dil se judaah hote hai,
dhundo is duniyan me chirag lekar,
phir bhi aap jaise dost kahan hote hai.


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«Reply #3616 on: December 01, 2005, 11:42:59 AM »

30 grams sand

15 grams wood

10 bolts and

1 kg clay

u may ask what r all these things.....

It is the CT-SCAN report of ur head...


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«Reply #3617 on: December 01, 2005, 11:47:25 AM »

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal ata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal ata hai
aur kabhi nahin bhi ata hai


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«Reply #3618 on: December 01, 2005, 11:48:39 AM »

Tum gutter k suvar,
nalli ke kide,
awara kutte,
malariya k macchar ,
saandh ke gobar,
makkhi ki thuk....

se hamesha dur rehna dost
barish ka mausam hai...


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«Reply #3619 on: December 01, 2005, 11:49:11 AM »

Mobile mein bhee
BHAI
logo
kaa
Raaj
Hai,
:
:
kaise ?

B...(b.s.n.l)
H...(hutch)
A...(airtel)
I...(idea)


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«Reply #3620 on: December 01, 2005, 11:49:58 AM »

aapka hamara rishta aankh aur palak jaisa hai
agar palak kuch der na jhapke toh aankh ro deti hai,
aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye
toh palak tadapti hai...


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«Reply #3621 on: December 01, 2005, 11:50:52 AM »

naa woh inkaar karthi hai..
naa woh ikeaar jarthi hai...
kambakth mere hi sapno mein aakar mere dost se pyaar karthi hai...


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«Reply #3622 on: December 01, 2005, 11:52:11 AM »

ulfat mein kabhi ye haal hota hai
aannkhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai
mante hain jise hum manzil apni
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai...!


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«Reply #3623 on: December 01, 2005, 11:54:21 AM »

har ek muskarahat muskan nahi hoti
nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan bahi hoti
aansu khusi ke aur gham ke ek jaise hote hai
inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti


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«Reply #3624 on: December 01, 2005, 11:58:33 AM »

Birds+sky = lovely day
forest+animal=nature's gift
star+night=romantic night
U+u'r smile = Hayo Rabba tusi bhi na bus dara hi dete ho...


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«Reply #3625 on: December 01, 2005, 12:00:45 PM »

Father : what was the hardest thing you learned at college.
Son: How to open beer bottles with teeth


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«Reply #3626 on: December 01, 2005, 12:04:06 PM »

wife : me galti se khane ke saath Rumaal bhi kha gai..
Husband : oye koi gal nahi apna bacha aayega to PAGDI pahen k aayega...Balle Balle...


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«Reply #3627 on: December 01, 2005, 12:04:52 PM »

Aaj tum DIL mango,de denge !
DHADKAN mango, de denge !
JIGAR mango, de denge !
JAAN tak manglo, to de sakte hain..
Kyunki in sab film ki VCD mere ghar pe hain !


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«Reply #3628 on: December 01, 2005, 12:05:25 PM »

when u propose a girl ,
its Direct markting.

when u call her,
its a Tele marketing.

when she walks to u,
its Brand Recognition,

when she slaps u,
its customers feedback.