Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #4065 on: March 13, 2006, 10:25:56 AM »

• (javab bhejo) andhe ki biwi ko bhera utha kar le gaya.aur gunga andhe ko kaise batayega? reply fast


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«Reply #4066 on: March 13, 2006, 10:27:00 AM »

• Arz hai...

arz hai....

arz hai...

arz hai...

arz hai...

aapko satana hamara farz hai.

Wah wah!!!wah wah!


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«Reply #4067 on: March 13, 2006, 10:30:00 AM »

• Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?

Ms.Mina?Are baba, I am asking u that u Miss me na?..


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«Reply #4068 on: March 13, 2006, 10:30:55 AM »

• The past wasnot in ur Hands .. .._

The future isnot in ur Hands .. .._

But,_At present the mobile is in ur hands,

_so,_' Sharafat se sms bhejo '..


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«Reply #4069 on: March 13, 2006, 10:32:07 AM »

• Time time per depend hota hai,

har mod pe tera mera accident hota hai,

dil to karta hai tere msg padhu,

par tujhe mujhe msg karne ko time kaha hota hai...


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«Reply #4070 on: March 13, 2006, 10:32:40 AM »

• Teacher was saying,

Dilhi may kutubminar hai. 1 student was not

listining properly,so teacher was asking,

what i said. student reply,Dilhi may kutta bimar hai.


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«Reply #4071 on: March 13, 2006, 10:36:48 AM »

• Sardarji had twins,named Tin & Martin.Again had twins,Peter & Repeater.Again had twins Max & climax.Again had twins,he got fed up,named Tired & Retired


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«Reply #4072 on: March 13, 2006, 10:40:14 AM »

• Phool bankar muskurana zindgi hai. Muskurake gum bulana zindgi hai.

Milkar log kush hote hai to kya hua,bina mile dosti nibana zindgi hai. .


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«Reply #4073 on: March 13, 2006, 10:41:40 AM »

• D@sti nädän hö tö dìl bäheläti häì,

D@sti kächi hö tö dil dükhäti häì,

D@stì achi hö tö räñg lätì häì,

D@sti hüm jäìsi hö tö "ITIHAAS"bäñati häì."


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«Reply #4074 on: March 13, 2006, 10:42:10 AM »

• Teri dosti aise nibhayenge,

tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge...

Par maan Jana manane se...

Warna yeh bheegi palkein leke kahan Jayenge...?


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«Reply #4075 on: March 13, 2006, 10:43:51 AM »

• Na Khairiyat koyi na Paigham aaya hai,

jo Chaha nahi wohi Anjaam aaya hai.

Kya Dost ne Bhula di Dosti meri,

na Dua koyi na Salaam aaya hai.


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«Reply #4076 on: March 13, 2006, 10:49:27 AM »

• Teacher to Banta Singh make a sentence in which 1 word is repeatd 4 times.

Banta Singh: If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara LaraBolo tararara.


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«Reply #4077 on: March 13, 2006, 10:49:57 AM »

• Today is Philips's birthday so wish him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....! :-


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«Reply #4078 on: March 13, 2006, 10:51:16 AM »

• Vishvas rakhna meri dosti par,

hum aakhir tak dosti nibhayenge,

jarurt padi agar dosti me imtihan dene ki,

to tum paper dena hum chit fekne ayenge...!