Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #4095 on: March 13, 2006, 11:29:22 AM »

• LALOO goes to bar with 2 Englishmen.1st man says to barman:PETERSCOTCH SINGLE.2nd says:REMI MARTIN SINGLE.Laloo looks around n says:LALOO PRASAD MARRIED!


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«Reply #4096 on: March 13, 2006, 11:36:30 AM »

• Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,

Duniya main diwano ka guzara na hota,

hamse yeh mat kaho ke Dil lagana chhod de,

Jaake Khuda se kaho diwano ko banana chhod de•


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«Reply #4097 on: March 13, 2006, 11:39:55 AM »

• NEVER BLAME ADAY IN UR LIFEGud Days give u''Happiness''Bad Days give u''Experience''Worst Days give U"A Lesson"All r essentialin LIFE. Good morning.


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«Reply #4098 on: March 13, 2006, 11:40:53 AM »

• Mujse pucho is dil ki kahni kya hai,

tnhai se pucho ahat ka ehsas kya hai,

sapne to har koi dekta hai,

magar sapno se pucho jindagi ki hakikat kya hai..


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mili_genie

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«Reply #4099 on: March 13, 2006, 12:39:41 PM »

3 din baad aap

Lal,

Pile,

Hare,

Kale,

Ho jaaoge

Ghabrao nahi yaar 3 din baad 'Holi' hai
happy HOLI ..


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«Reply #4100 on: March 13, 2006, 12:40:17 PM »

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai


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«Reply #4101 on: March 13, 2006, 12:40:49 PM »

Lal gulabi rang hai jhum rha sansar, Suraj ki kiran Khushiyon ki bahar, Chand ki chandni Apno ka pyar, Shubh ho apka a Rangon ka tyohar
.'.*HAPPY HOLI*.'.


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«Reply #4102 on: March 13, 2006, 12:41:08 PM »

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar


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«Reply #4103 on: March 14, 2006, 05:26:07 AM »

Three sardars were caught raping a girl.
They were called 4 identification parade.When d girl arrives,al SARDARS shout together"YEHI THI"..


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«Reply #4104 on: March 14, 2006, 05:34:29 AM »

Marwadi man on his death bed. My wif r u here? Yes my husband. My son,my daughter ru here? Yes papa. "Abey kamino phir dukan pe kaun he?"


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«Reply #4105 on: March 14, 2006, 05:39:46 AM »

A man told sardar ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Sardar rushes home, within half hour came back angrily n slapped d man n said "he is not my friend"


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«Reply #4106 on: March 14, 2006, 09:53:46 AM »

nice mili n shareefffff he he

mujhe pata hai jaan-buj ke block letters me post kiya na he he ufff... aacha hai


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«Reply #4107 on: March 14, 2006, 09:55:49 AM »

u r .! N Finally 'Coz every thing u do together becomes a "MEMORY" n i hope v have memories in our friendship which both of us wud like 2 remember..n wil cherish always.


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«Reply #4108 on: March 14, 2006, 09:57:45 AM »

• My mobile is not well. Dr. Nokia told it was due to shortage of vitamins 'S', 'M', 'S'. Please help my mobile before it dies. donate SMS...


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«Reply #4109 on: March 14, 2006, 09:58:33 AM »

Tera sms nhi aata to dil udaas hota hai
sune sune mobile ka dil ko ehsaas hota hai
us waqt teri yaad bahut aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas paas hota hai tongue3