Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #4380 on: March 31, 2006, 07:47:48 AM »

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
comes
A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!


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«Reply #4381 on: March 31, 2006, 07:48:33 AM »

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Huh?

socho....... nahi pata..??

Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?

This is quite simple.. .....

Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu
thi


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«Reply #4382 on: March 31, 2006, 07:48:56 AM »

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question Huh?

So, Which Platform are you Working on Huh?

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«Reply #4383 on: March 31, 2006, 07:49:29 AM »

Question: What will u call a person who is leaving
India??
Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves
India, but
doesn't
travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).


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«Reply #4384 on: March 31, 2006, 07:50:04 AM »

Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans: TAILOR

Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita MEMORY hai


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«Reply #4385 on: March 31, 2006, 07:50:22 AM »

Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.


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«Reply #4386 on: March 31, 2006, 07:51:26 AM »

The
Madrasi said,
I
want to see
the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want
to
see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......


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«Reply #4387 on: March 31, 2006, 07:51:49 AM »

Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble
brings a
bottle
of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? happy9

Ans: Tendulkar is an opener


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«Reply #4388 on: March 31, 2006, 07:52:13 AM »

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.


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«Reply #4389 on: March 31, 2006, 07:52:51 AM »

balma baby k pj's..Duhhhhhhh


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«Reply #4390 on: March 31, 2006, 07:53:04 AM »

When ever I miss U,
Stars fall down from the Sky
So any day if U find the Sky empty,
Dont Blame me!
Its all your fault,
U made me MISS U so much.


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«Reply #4391 on: March 31, 2006, 07:53:25 AM »

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...


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«Reply #4392 on: March 31, 2006, 07:53:40 AM »

Soch ko badlo,
Sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo,
najare badal jayenge,
Kashitiyan badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishao ko badlo, Kinare badal jayenge


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«Reply #4393 on: March 31, 2006, 07:54:24 AM »

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT


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«Reply #4394 on: March 31, 2006, 07:54:50 AM »

yaado ki bahane dhunda karta hoon,
dil se tume bulaya karta hoon,
dubti huyi kasti se kinara manga karta hoon,
bas yu sitaro se appki batte kiya karta hoon