Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #4410 on: April 03, 2006, 07:51:06 AM »

Question: An elephant was in love with a
she-elephant.
But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.
One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him
to
a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song
would
our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."


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«Reply #4411 on: April 03, 2006, 07:52:32 AM »

Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and
RaamChuri
were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden,
Phulwa
started to sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped
singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri
and
RaamChuri fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY Huh?

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«Reply #4412 on: April 03, 2006, 07:57:26 AM »

S
SH
SHA
SHAR
SHARM
SHARM K
SHARM KA
SHARM KAR
SHARM KARO !!
SHARM KARO!!
Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me


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«Reply #4413 on: April 03, 2006, 08:02:55 AM »

MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...

ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...

AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE... Huh?

BOLO BOLO....

ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE .....

BOLO

BOLO...

BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI


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«Reply #4414 on: April 03, 2006, 08:07:24 AM »

Intezar ka jo metha dard diya he tumne,
Mujh par bada ehsan kiya he tumne,
Yeh hichkiyan bhi to nahi aati kambakht,
Jo sochun k yaad kiya he tumne..


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«Reply #4415 on: April 03, 2006, 08:52:04 AM »

Hi yar salma itne se sms sirf 2 baki tu jokes hian yar itne bare hian ayegein bhi nahi:( itne din hogaye hian sms nahi karahi ho post


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«Reply #4416 on: April 03, 2006, 10:06:17 AM »

oops Anique jee..dusra mail aana baqi hai..uss ke baad saare post kar doongi...insha-allah


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«Reply #4417 on: April 04, 2006, 08:42:08 AM »

Gulshan ki fakat fulo se nahi kato se bhi jinat hoti hai.
jine ke liye duniya me khushiyon ki he nahi gam ki bhi jarurat hoti hai


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«Reply #4418 on: April 04, 2006, 12:27:41 PM »

Love is when someone hurts you.
And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings."


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«Reply #4419 on: April 04, 2006, 05:53:32 PM »

kiya yar salma kab mail aye gi yarr sad5

itna wait karaha hon yarr


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«Reply #4420 on: April 04, 2006, 05:58:44 PM »

hey tabu...aajkal tussi msgs vadde hi boring hondhiya hi


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«Reply #4421 on: April 05, 2006, 06:58:31 AM »

Quote from: "Anique"

kiya yar salma kab mail aye gi yarr sad5

itna wait karaha hon yarr

ooooooo so so sorry...main bol diya hai...pata nahi usko dubara dose dena padega...arey sabr..sabr ka fruit sweet hota hai...


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«Reply #4422 on: April 05, 2006, 07:01:08 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

hey tabu...aajkal tussi msgs vadde hi boring hondhiya hi

Jan-Bujh ke he to boring msg send kar rahi hu aapko :p :p :idea:


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«Reply #4423 on: April 05, 2006, 07:02:13 AM »

Rules For Final Examination :

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna:


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«Reply #4424 on: April 05, 2006, 07:10:08 AM »

FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!