Sardar With Brains......................

by dhadkan on May 10, 2005, 11:20:17 AM
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SARDAR WITH BRAIN

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other
on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he
would
like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is
easy
and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5,  and vice versa."

Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some
sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't

know the answer, you pay me $5,
and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment,
agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his
wallet,
pulls out a $5 bill and
hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three
legs
and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches

all his references. No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches

the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and
hands him $500.

The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the
Sardar and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse,
hands
the American $5,

and  goes back to sleep!
 :lol:  :lol:
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 11:37:12 AM »
.............:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:..............
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chris_kau17
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«Reply #2 on: May 10, 2005, 12:12:48 PM »
Quote from: "dhadkan"
SARDAR WITH BRAIN

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other
on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he
would
like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is
easy
and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me $5,  and vice versa."

Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some
sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't

know the answer, you pay me $5,
and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment,
agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his
wallet,
pulls out a $5 bill and
hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three
legs
and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches

all his references. No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches

the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and
hands him $500.

The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the
Sardar and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse,
hands
the American $5,

and  goes back to sleep!
 :lol:  :lol:
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faizankarim
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gud
«Reply #3 on: May 13, 2005, 12:08:23 AM »
bahat achay gud one  glasses2
keep it up,It was tooo gud,If one can understand  Usual Smile    :oops:  tongue3  tongue3  :evil:  Puzzled !  :wink:  :arrow:  :idea:  :?:
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vikas2210
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«Reply #4 on: May 13, 2005, 07:38:22 AM »
good one . For a change sardar was shown in bariny mood.

dhadkan write more pls.
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dhadkan
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«Reply #5 on: May 14, 2005, 05:01:20 AM »
Hi vikas,
Thanks................. But peoms ke liye i dnt get time yaar.......... :oops:
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Chote Papa
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«Reply #6 on: May 14, 2005, 04:03:05 PM »
WOW.....YAAR

THAT WAS TOO GOOD A JOKE...........

JUST LOOK AT THE SITUATION......." A SARDAR AND THAT TOO WITH BRAINS"........

WOW.....COOL FUNDA YAAR  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #7 on: May 14, 2005, 10:34:55 PM »
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buhat khoob
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Saman Firdaus
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«Reply #8 on: December 07, 2013, 11:50:23 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Veryyyy niceee....

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suman59
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«Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 11:58:21 PM »
lolsssssssss
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shivredefine
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«Reply #10 on: December 20, 2013, 06:14:53 PM »
Funny Romantic Punjabi Trolls :

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.
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suman59
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«Reply #11 on: December 23, 2013, 03:22:44 PM »
hahahaaaaaaaaaa
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