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by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 12:33:37 PM
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Wife-Suna he jannat me husband ke sath wife ko nahi rahne dete.

Husband-Sahi suna he.

Wife-Aisa kyo?

Hus-Are pagli,tabhi to use jannat kahte he.
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«Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 12:39:23 PM »
GIRL-Mere liye apni jindgi barbad na kar
BOY-Aisa Q keh rahi ho?
GIRL-Is raste par sirf patthar or kante He
BOY-Chalega, mare pas achhi brand k shoes He
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«Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 12:42:02 PM »
The real value of infinity known,
When we open the 1st page of our text book on the night before exam
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See the number of pages to be read...!
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«Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 12:46:21 PM »
Santa calls FM station- I've found wallet wid Rs.15000 of Mr Sharma...

RJ-Do u want 2 return it?

Santa-Nahi re pagle,
I want 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him...!
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«Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 12:50:17 PM »
Agar aapki girlfriend
'S'mart hai

'I'nteligent hai

'S'weet hai

'T'alented hai

'E'motionaL hai

'R'omantic hai

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SHORT me use "SISTER" bolo...!
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«Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 12:53:03 PM »
Judge - This is 3rd time you are coming to court, you don't feel shame...?

Santa - You are coming daily, don't you feel shame...!
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«Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 12:54:53 PM »
maja aa gaya kamlesh ji.........sabhi joskes mast he ........sab ek se badkar ek.........
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«Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 12:58:51 PM »
Thank you very much... Mr Matrix...
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«Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 01:01:40 PM »
P.J.

Sir - It seems u haven't studied ur Geography, why?

Student - My dad says, The world is changing everyday
So I decided 2 wait until it settles down...!
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«Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 01:05:58 PM »
I studied & never topped
But today toppers of the best universities are my employes
-Bill Gates
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Bas, yahi 1 statement muze top karne se rok deta he...
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«Reply #10 on: February 18, 2011, 01:09:00 PM »
Santa - God, Agar mujhe Rs.100 doge to 50 apko chadhaunga...

Thodi door pe usko 50 ka note mila...

Santa - Prabhu, Itna bhi bharosa nahi, pahle hi kaat liye...?
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«Reply #11 on: February 18, 2011, 01:16:44 PM »
Ek akkalmand insaan ne bewakuf se puchha - Saari duniya tumhe bewkuf kyo kahti hai?
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho?
Jawaab do...!
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«Reply #12 on: February 18, 2011, 01:22:47 PM »
Hundred words don't give pain...
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But a true friend's silence hurts a lot...
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Specially in the examination hall...
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«Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 01:27:13 PM »
Sir - Kal school kyo nahi aaya...?

Santa - Sir, Gir gaya tha to lag gai...

Sir - Kaha gire aur kaha lagi...?

Santa - Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gai...!
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«Reply #14 on: February 18, 2011, 01:33:27 PM »
Proffesor - What is "Attention Deficit Hypractive Disorder?"

Student - Jimba Lomba Bomba...!

Proffesor - Ye kya tha?

Student - Pehle aap kahiye wo kya tha?
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