Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: Smile_Smile

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #30 on: February 18, 2011, 10:01:07 AM »

Santa ne vakeel se mashwara karne ke baad Rs.20 diye...

Vakeel ne puchha - Ye mere secertry ke liye hai ya peon ke liye...?

Santa - Ye tum teeno ke liye hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #31 on: February 18, 2011, 10:07:17 AM »

The best line which helps to save money when going on dinner with G.F.
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"Kya khaaogi MOTI... Huh?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #32 on: February 18, 2011, 10:11:07 AM »

Santa - Main bada hokar Air Force me jaunga...

Mom - Mujhe kaise pata chalega ki yeh mere bete ka plane hai...?

Santa - Main guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phenk dunga...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #33 on: February 18, 2011, 10:15:40 AM »

1 SHARABI Aankho ka daan karne ke liye gaya...

DOCTOR ne puchha - Kuchh kahna chaahte ho...?

SHARABI - Jise lagaao use bata dena, ye 2 pek ke baad hi khulti hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #34 on: February 18, 2011, 10:18:52 AM »

Teacher - Mobile aur Landline me kya farak hai?

Santa - Landline ke number ungli se milte hai aur mobile ke anguthe se...

>Smile always


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #35 on: February 18, 2011, 10:22:46 AM »

Producer - Meri film ka kaun sa hissa aapko sabse achchha laga...?

Critic - Aapki film me mujhe Intervel sabse achchha laga...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #36 on: February 18, 2011, 10:26:47 AM »

P.J.

Hansa - Ae Praful, ASSET Matlab?

Praful - ASSET HANSA, Jab gaadi signal par rukti hai tab wo Bhikhari log aakar kya bolte hai?
Aee Seth, thoda paisa do na...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #37 on: February 18, 2011, 10:37:42 AM »

Mayawati ko MILK ki modeling ka assignment mila, so she posed with buffaloes...

A newspaper publishd the picture with caption - "Mayawati, 3rd from left"


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #38 on: February 18, 2011, 10:40:36 AM »

Bus chali jhatka laga or santa ka ladki ko dhakka laga...

Ladki - Bad-tameez kya kar rahe ho...?

Santa - Ji, Punjab university se B.A. Final...


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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #39 on: February 18, 2011, 10:45:19 AM »

Teacher - Kaun sa parinda sabse tez udta hai?

Boy - Hathi.

Teacher - Nalayak, Tere papa kya karte hai?

Boy - Yaha ke sabse bade don hai...

Teacher - Hathi sahi jawab hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #40 on: February 18, 2011, 10:48:08 AM »

Ek Hathi ne chiti ko aankh maari...

Chiti ko gussa aaya...

Wo uske ghar gai aur Hathni se kaha - Aapne mard ko sambhaal ke rakho,
Warna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #41 on: February 19, 2011, 05:43:58 AM »

Machchhar se pareshan Santa ne lights off kar di aur socha - Ab ye mujhe dekh nahi sakega...

Tabhi Ek Jugnu chamakta hai...

Santa - Ye chirkoot to mujhe tourch lekar dhundhne nikla hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #42 on: February 19, 2011, 05:45:05 AM »

You know why women starts with W...?
Because all questions start with W...!
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
&
Finally Wife...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #43 on: February 19, 2011, 05:46:36 AM »

Hey yeh top secret hai...
Kisiko batana mat plz...
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Aur ye bottom secret hai...!!!
Ye bhi kisiko batana mat...!!!