Smile_Smile

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 18, 2011, 07:03:37 AM

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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«Reply #90 on: February 19, 2011, 07:28:43 AM »

Teacher - Tumhara sara homework galat hai...
Aakhir iska kya kaaran hai...?

Student - Ji, Kaaran to Papa hi bata sakte hai...

>Smile


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #91 on: February 19, 2011, 07:29:44 AM »

3 fastest ways of communication -

1.)Telephone,

2.)Television,

3.)Tell a woman...

U still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #92 on: February 19, 2011, 07:34:57 AM »

Santa was filling a slam-book.

He didn't know the meaning of 'Zodiac Sign'.

So he turned over the page.
Saw someone had written CANCER

He wrote - Diabetes


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #93 on: February 19, 2011, 07:36:47 AM »

Santa road pe betha tha.

Banta - Time waste kyo kar rahe ho?

Santa - Main badla le raha hu.

Banta - How?

Santa - Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya, Ab main waqt ko barbad kar raha hu...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #94 on: February 19, 2011, 07:37:57 AM »

Doctor - Motaape ka ek hi ilaaj hai, tum daily sirf 2 rotiya khaaya karo...

Aadmi - 2 rotiya khaane se pehle khani hai ya khaane ke baad...?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #95 on: February 19, 2011, 07:39:27 AM »

Apne bete ke fail hone par ek neta mithaai baat raha tha.

Kisine puchha - Aisa kyo?

Neta ne kaha - 70 me se 60 fail hue he, Bahumat mere bete ke saath hai...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #96 on: February 19, 2011, 07:43:36 AM »

Pati dining table par khana khate hue : Tum pahle se jyada sundar ho gai ho...

Patni : Tumhe aisa kaise laga?

Pati : Tujhe dekh-kar aaj-kal rotiya bhi jal rahi hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #97 on: February 19, 2011, 07:46:18 AM »

Sir - TELL Ohm's law.

Student - Sir I don't know full,
But I know only last part of it.

Sir - Okay! Tell that only.

Student - ' This is called Ohm's law... '


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #98 on: February 19, 2011, 07:48:32 AM »

Santa - Meri biwi mujhe bahut marti hai...

Banta - To police me complain kar...

Santa - Wo khud POLICE INSPECTOR hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #99 on: February 19, 2011, 07:52:43 AM »

3 rules of college :

1. Be quiet in class cos others sleep...

2. Don't 4get 2 carry your bag because it act as a pillow...

3. Keep campus clean; so be absent...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #100 on: February 19, 2011, 07:55:32 AM »

Teacher- Turkey ke logo ko kya kehte hai?

Student - I don't know?

Teacher - Unhe Turks kehte hai.
Ab bataao Germany ke logo ko kya kehte hai?

Student - Unhe Germs kehte hai...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Smile_Smile

«Reply #101 on: February 19, 2011, 07:58:36 AM »

Santa ki beti - Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jayega.

Next day Santa ki beti bhag gai.

Santa - Beti ne kaam to galat kiya, Par thi wo Jyotishi...