Thuda saa hanslo:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonu

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawa
al hai.

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Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jaye

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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.

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Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.

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Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,
jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,
apke pas hamari dosti hai,
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..

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Dil armano se Houseful hai,
pure honge ya nahi yeh Doubtful hai,
yunh to duniya me har chiz Wonderful hai,
par zindagi aap jaise dost sehi Beautiful hai.

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Zindgi me hamesha muskurate raho,
hasna zindgi ki jarurat hai.Z
indgi jio is andaz me k tume dekhkar sab kahe,
ZINDGI KITNI KHOOBSURAT HAI.

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Best gift
=Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas
=K=H=U=S=H=I=
Best feeling
=P=Y=A=R=
Best relation
=D=O=S=T=I=
Best passion
=H=U=M=
Best friend
=T=U=M=. -) ,

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Yaad karte hai aapko tanhai mein,
dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
hum milenge aapko aapki parchhai mein..

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Akash ke taaron me hai jahan saara,
lagta hai pyara ek ek taara,
un taaron me sabse pyara hai ek sitara
jo is wakt padh rha hai "SMS" hamara.

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Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi meri jaan hai,
kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi,
bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.

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Na chupana koi bat Dil me ho agar,
rakna thoda bharosa ap humpar,
hum nibhaege dosti ka rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bi na bhula paoge hume zindgi bhar.

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Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte,
Isliye Humesha Khuda Se Fariyaad Karte Hai,,
Jab Bhi Tumhara Dil Zor Se Dhadke,
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai,,

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Suraj se achha sitaara koi nahi.
Jaisa hai rishta humaara dusra koi nahi.
Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo...
Puri kaynaat me aap jaisa pyaara koi nahi.

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Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya

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Sab kehte hai achhe log mar kar sitare ban jate hai,
Magar hum kehte hai, Achhe sitare toot kar,
Aap jaise dost ban jaate hai. Hai na?

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

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Bhagwan se Scooter manga..
Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
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Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.

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apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,
jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey

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who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

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7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me.....

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LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult deal...
DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that's the reason
WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE....!!!!

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Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo
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yaah karte he tumhe tanhai me
dil dooba he gamo ki gahrai me
hamein mat dhoondo huniya ki bhid me
hum millenge tumhe, tumhari parchhai me

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"We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever."

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive & forget. Love one and all.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them". -- Mother Teresa

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."

Remember this always in life.

Thanks & Regards

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Sonu

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«Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 07:21:01 AM »

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai, Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen…..

Mein tere pyar main,
Paagal hua chhaliye Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Yeh mere aansu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,
Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

When u feel, That nobody loves u,
Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you,
N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena, Sona rehna, Every things free,
More detail just dial “15”

Zindagi hein khawab hein,
Khawab hein tu manzilain hein,

Manzelain hein tu rastay hein,
Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein,

Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye hain?,
Hath paon helaen na……

Tum hoti tu aissa hota
tum hoti tu waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
Tum us baat pe wo kehti,
Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!


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«Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 11:28:48 AM »

bahut ache


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3 on: August 01, 2006, 11:31:39 AM »

nice sonu


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Sonu

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«Reply #4 on: August 04, 2006, 12:33:33 AM »

samnoj or salma shukriya dosto...


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Sonu

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«Reply #5 on: August 04, 2006, 12:34:45 AM »

Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti , na mar kana hota..

koi patthar se na mare mere is deewane ko,
koi patthar se na mare mere is deewane ko,
are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko…

Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain....
Zara-Zara kar ke teri yaadon ka mahal banate hain….
Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

Arz kiya hai...

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Gaur farmaiye...

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai.
So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Boy: what will u give me as reward if I climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Prayer of Bachelors:

Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade!
Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari!
jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di!
Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!

hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai……… tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai……… is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai…… par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the………….Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
That’s why boys go to college regularly....


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Sonu

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«Reply #6 on: August 10, 2006, 07:44:56 AM »

Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !

5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.
Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #7 on: August 10, 2006, 09:23:40 AM »

wah ................nice work........ Takli........... kya baat hai............. tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #8 on: August 10, 2006, 11:18:31 PM »

ganju patel teyri khupdi mey tail adha pani ahda tail... thanks...

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

wah ................nice work........ Takli........... kya baat hai............. tongue3


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«Reply #9 on: August 11, 2006, 01:03:02 PM »

very nice Sonu


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #10 on: August 11, 2006, 04:49:52 PM »

lollzzzzzzzzz........... takli ki amma..... tongue3

hum tere ishq mein dewwana hue
isi liye mahal se jhopdi mein aa gaye tongue3


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #11 on: August 11, 2006, 04:52:56 PM »

chottu (waheed) lagta hai aaj kal bahut chakkar chalate ho
tabhi yoindia mein kam nazar aate ho :lol:


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #12 on: August 11, 2006, 04:57:04 PM »

hum to teri gali mein gast lagate hain
tere jalwon ko dekhne ke liye deewana ho jaate hain ... tongue3


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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«Reply #13 on: August 11, 2006, 05:03:33 PM »

jalwe to tujhe mere bhai dikhyengy
kabhi tujhe pankhe se ulta latkayengy
to kabhi tujhe dande lagayengy :twisted:


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #14 on: August 11, 2006, 05:06:00 PM »

tere bhai kwe khawaab mitti mein ml jaayenge
ek din bora mein tail bharenge :evil:


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