Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 5:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonu

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«Reply #60 on: November 06, 2006, 06:35:21 AM »

Great Indian Laughter Show

EHSAAN QURAISI special ::-

Ek din, main Delhi pahunchaaaaaaaaaaa,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta poonchaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poochoaaaaaaaaaaa."

Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se poonchaaaaaaaaaaaa:
"Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi
sakta hoon?"
Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette
pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil
pe."
Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:
"Ek paani ka gilas milega?"
Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch
ke milte hain."

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
"Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh
rahan hoon,
Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk
pada,
Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya
hai,
Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."
Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari
khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana
aachar to dikhana."
Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi.
Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:
"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi?"
Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko
chakhati
To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah
thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
"Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:
"Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam,
Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
Aur saath mein ise le aayi,
Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar
rahi hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke
liye."


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waheed_rose2004

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #61 on: November 06, 2006, 05:31:31 PM »

yeh saari baat Sonu ke padosi ki hai..... :lol: nice post........


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Sonu

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«Reply #62 on: November 06, 2006, 06:58:56 PM »

haan tumhey to sab peta hia meyrye apdosi key barey mey ... kahi tummeyry padosi key dost to nahi hoo.... :lol:

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yeh saari baat Sonu ke padosi ki hai..... :lol: nice post........


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Sonu

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«Reply #63 on: November 06, 2006, 09:52:30 PM »

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

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Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.

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Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!

Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!

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Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho

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Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo

* * * * * *

Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi

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Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao......... .....Gud Nite

* * * * * *
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha…. Jail mein

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socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!

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Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,

Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,

Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,

University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein

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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Nazneenon se
Dilnasheenon se
Jaannasheenon se
Par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameeno se!!!

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Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai… ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : MRF da tyre de de

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Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?

Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!!!

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EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI.......... ......... ....
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI......... ......... ...
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR..... .........
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI......... ......... ........
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO........ .....
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI......... ......... .....
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,..... ......... ....
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI......... .........
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI......... ......... ......
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI......... ......... ......... ..
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA......... ......... ..

"KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND
PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI......


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Sonu

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«Reply #64 on: November 09, 2006, 06:20:23 AM »

shukriyaa Majid bahi...

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WAH SIS


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Sonu

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«Reply #65 on: November 13, 2006, 05:34:47 AM »

*Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....*

Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...
phir Rikshaa kar lenge.. *

*Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,**
**Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..*

*Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara* *
**abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya*

*Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye. *

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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita*

*
Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!*

*
aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare*

*
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya*


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Sonu

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«Reply #66 on: November 15, 2006, 06:22:32 AM »

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyari behna milti rehna..."
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"School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, "
"Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya."
"Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, "
"Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya...."
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"Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., "
"Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., "
"Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., "
"Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....."
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"UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,"
"RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE...."
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"Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,"
"Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge... "
"Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,"
"Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge...."
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"Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,"
"waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum."
"Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,"
"Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…"
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"Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..."
"Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... "
"Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... "
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"palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,"
"Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,"
"Aasani se nahi mile ho tum "
"National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!"
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"kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai , "
"Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain..."
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"Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,"
"Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... "
"Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... "
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"Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,"
"Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... "
"Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,"
"Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho..."

PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....

Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...

Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...

Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...

har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...

Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......


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Sonu

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«Reply #67 on: November 17, 2006, 06:16:43 AM »

*GERMS *

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

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*NEVER MESS WITH CHILDREN*

A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.

One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,

And when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",

Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now."

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* STUPID*

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" >

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" >

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*ESSAY*

Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper.

"This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."

"One person didn't," replied Little Jimmy defensively. "My father helped me."

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*CHEMISTRY*

The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.

She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."

One kid popped up, "Yeah... But teach, there were so few of them back then."

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One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business.
Name me one thing science has done to help business."

The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."
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aashishde

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«Reply #68 on: November 17, 2006, 08:24:56 PM »

Quote from: "Sonu"

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawa
al hai.

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Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jaye

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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.

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Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.

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Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,
jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,
apke pas hamari dosti hai,
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..

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Dil armano se Houseful hai,
pure honge ya nahi yeh Doubtful hai,
yunh to duniya me har chiz Wonderful hai,
par zindagi aap jaise dost sehi Beautiful hai.

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Zindgi me hamesha muskurate raho,
hasna zindgi ki jarurat hai.Z
indgi jio is andaz me k tume dekhkar sab kahe,
ZINDGI KITNI KHOOBSURAT HAI.

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Best gift
=Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas
=K=H=you=S=H=I=
Best feeling
=P=Y=A=R=
Best relation
=D=O=S=T=I=
Best passion
=H=you=M=
Best friend
=T=you=M=. -) ,

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Yaad karte hai aapko tanhai mein,
dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
hum milenge aapko aapki parchhai mein..

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Akash ke taaron me hai jahan saara,
lagta hai pyara ek ek taara,
un taaron me sabse pyara hai ek sitara
jo is wakt padh rha hai "SMS" hamara.

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Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi meri jaan hai,
kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi,
bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.

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Na chupana koi bat Dil me ho agar,
rakna thoda bharosa ap humpar,
hum nibhaege dosti ka rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bi na bhula paoge hume zindgi bhar.

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Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte,
Isliye Humesha Khuda Se Fariyaad Karte Hai,,
Jab Bhi Tumhara Dil Zor Se Dhadke,
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai,,

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Suraj se achha sitaara koi nahi.
Jaisa hai rishta humaara dusra koi nahi.
Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo...
Puri kaynaat me aap jaisa pyaara koi nahi.

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Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya

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Sab kehte hai achhe log mar kar sitare ban jate hai,
Magar hum kehte hai, Achhe sitare toot kar,
Aap jaise dost ban jaate hai. Hai na?

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

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Bhagwan se Scooter manga..
Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
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Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.

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apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,
jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey

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who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

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7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me.....

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LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult deal...
DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that's the reason
WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE....!!!!

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Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo
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yaah karte he tumhe tanhai me
dil dooba he gamo ki gahrai me
hamein mat dhoondo huniya ki bhid me
hum millenge tumhe, tumhari parchhai me

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"We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever."

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive & forget. Love one and all.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them". -- Mother Teresa

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."

Remember this always in life.

Thanks & Regards

cool very nice written

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Re: Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #69 on: November 18, 2006, 04:51:49 AM »

Shukriyaa aashishde ji... and welcome to Yoindia.... apka yea per sawaget hai... have funn..


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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #70 on: November 28, 2006, 05:09:56 AM »

Nursery Rhymes v/s Politicians

Laloo Bhai bihari

Went up the pahari

To fetch a bail for court order

Laloo fell down

And lost his crown

But Rabri reigned thereafter.

Laxman laxman

Yes pappa

eating money

no pappa

telling lies

no pappa

open yr drawer

ha ha ha

samata party is falling down

falling down

falling down

samata party is falling down

falling down

falling down

my fair jaitley (jaya)

Wha Wha Black Sheep

Have you pulled the wool?

Yes sir, Yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for my father,

One for my dame,

And one for the CBI

Crying in the lane.

Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.

Batsman-bowler had a great fall,

All the bookies' cookies,

All the bribers' men,

Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.