Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 9:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonu

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«Reply #120 on: January 20, 2007, 04:40:15 AM »

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye.
Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!


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Sonu

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«Reply #121 on: January 20, 2007, 04:44:11 AM »

Sms to ek bahana hai ,irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,
aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,
phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai.


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Sonu

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«Reply #122 on: January 20, 2007, 04:45:38 AM »

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!


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Sonu

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #123 on: January 20, 2007, 04:47:06 AM »

kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.


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Sonu

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #124 on: January 20, 2007, 05:09:25 AM »

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Likna,
lekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna


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Sonu

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«Reply #125 on: January 20, 2007, 05:10:13 AM »

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..


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Sonu

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #126 on: January 20, 2007, 05:16:20 AM »

To be a "Good professional" ,
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies" !!


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Sonu

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #127 on: January 20, 2007, 05:17:40 AM »

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.


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Sonu

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«Reply #128 on: January 20, 2007, 05:19:52 AM »

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


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Sonu

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«Reply #129 on: January 20, 2007, 05:20:27 AM »

Burraaah.... ..

Sara syllabus padh liya...

Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...


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Sonu

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«Reply #130 on: January 20, 2007, 07:13:48 AM »

Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Life Paradox what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring (wife)

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!
Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!


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waheed_rose2004

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #131 on: January 24, 2007, 06:55:06 PM »

nice work Sonu.........heehhee... :lol: takli


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Sonu

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«Reply #132 on: January 25, 2007, 05:43:39 AM »

Thanks waheed...

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

nice work Sonu.........heehhee... :lol: takli


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #133 on: February 04, 2007, 09:09:40 AM »

ur welcome jee.... :lol:

takte hi use dil mera bahot tej se dhadka
aur seene mein lagne laga jazbaat ka tadka
afsos magar yeh hai ki kuch door se jo shai
ladki ki nazar aati thi hakeekat mein tha ladka....


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Sonu

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #134 on: February 04, 2007, 09:00:32 PM »

hahaha shyetan tumahra koi hal nahi ajkal esa hi maal ah rha tukeya keya jaye hahaha


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