Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 12:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonu

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«Reply #165 on: March 19, 2007, 01:55:52 AM »

ganju patel thanks....

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

hehehe........... very nice jhaler waali :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #166 on: March 19, 2007, 05:26:09 AM »

THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

ha ha ha!!!!


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Sonu

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«Reply #167 on: March 19, 2007, 09:48:16 PM »

Munnabhai with Circuit strikes again!

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Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date}
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose


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Sonu

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«Reply #168 on: March 19, 2007, 09:56:29 PM »

Yamraj took man to Narak,
he saw Gandhi dancing with Bipasha,
man asked yamraj,
Gandhi ki saza itni mazedarkyun?
Yamraj: saza to Bipasa ko hui hai


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Sonu

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«Reply #169 on: March 19, 2007, 10:24:24 PM »

The Day You Wish You Hid Your Wedding Shoes...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

U CAN UNDERSTAND THAT


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Sonu

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«Reply #170 on: March 20, 2007, 12:16:08 AM »

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating !!!

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai ........

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
Sadhu bola, saale, upay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta?

Man runs home yelling: Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million
lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got a heart attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


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Sonu

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«Reply #171 on: March 20, 2007, 04:21:06 AM »

What do Girls do after a Bad Car Accident ?

Turn off the ignition?

NO

Get away from the car in case it explodes?

NO

Call 911 on her cell phone?

NO

Can you imagine her 1st action...... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #172 on: March 20, 2007, 02:17:16 PM »

hehehe.......... nice post takli........... :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #173 on: March 20, 2007, 04:20:46 PM »

thanks ...

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

hehehe.......... nice post takli........... :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #174 on: March 20, 2007, 04:21:11 PM »

MATHS

Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you

give 5 to priya ,

3 to Anitha and

4 to Riya

then what will u get? Huh?

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Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!


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sanya310

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«Reply #175 on: March 22, 2007, 09:26:53 AM »

moved coz it has smses n jokes rather than shayri.. Usual Smile

-sanya


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Sonu

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«Reply #176 on: March 25, 2007, 05:44:52 AM »

Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko
us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have
costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he
was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then,
raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see
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Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!


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Sonu

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«Reply #177 on: March 25, 2007, 06:08:59 AM »

Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?

Gadha: Apple khaane

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

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Sonu

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«Reply #178 on: March 25, 2007, 06:50:28 AM »

Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with

Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and

she
rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu
is
very sad,

so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
garden.

Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a
song........ ......... .. guess which one......... ......... ......... .

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See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr. ..toot jaata hai....toot
jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!


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Sonu

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«Reply #179 on: March 25, 2007, 06:56:17 AM »

The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against
the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy
x-ud....but no one was able to cross the border and go across.
fearing death .
Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the
border.....and nothing happened to him ..why??
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Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)

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