Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 13:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonu

Guest

«Reply #180 on: March 25, 2007, 04:12:21 PM »

There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.

The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter.

The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter.

The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.

So God made him a woman


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #181 on: March 26, 2007, 02:23:42 AM »

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...

copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!

fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?

are kaiko ?

arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila.....

ya haaaaaaaaaa! !!!

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ....

computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!

din bhar appun computer ke aagge...

koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...

vinod Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya ...!!!

ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya...

form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!

lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya ....!!!

par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ....!!!

appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali... aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di.... appun udharich khadaa thaa... par appun kuch nahi bola... kaiko bolega? kaiko...?

saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...

par appun ek aansu nahi roya...

kaiko royega...?

kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu...

wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments. .. saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya... log samze mail server down hoyega... bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...

haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?

fir kya...?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila...!!!

shaappak...

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya .....

computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa------- ----


	Logged

Pooja

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #182 on: March 26, 2007, 09:06:58 PM »

ha ha ha bahoot khoob Sonu.... ek se bad kar ek jokes likhe hai Usual Smile


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #183 on: March 27, 2007, 02:38:22 AM »

:lol: :lol: shukriya Pooja sis...

Quote from: "Pooja"

ha ha ha bahoot khoob Sonu.... ek se bad kar ek jokes likhe hai Usual Smile


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #184 on: March 27, 2007, 03:24:37 AM »

Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,
apni jindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
ye to aap ko gd morning kehne k liye uthe hai,
varna hum to abhi bhi so rahe hote.


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #185 on: April 05, 2007, 03:37:40 AM »

The effects of Alcohol

After 6 beers

After 2 glasses of wine

After 2 bottles of wine - Shared of
course

After too many
margaritas

After 3 Kamikazes

After 7 rum & cokes

After 1 large purple haze

After 6 cocktails

After 1 bottle of tequila


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #186 on: April 05, 2007, 04:18:11 AM »

Filmi Chaker


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #187 on: April 05, 2007, 04:33:45 AM »

Funny Babies....

Says Cheezeeeeeeeeeee


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #188 on: April 05, 2007, 04:47:32 AM »


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #189 on: April 08, 2007, 06:36:50 AM »

Husband and wife hotel gaye. Tabhi ek lady ne hello
kiya.

Wife: Kaun thi woh?

Husband: Dimaag kharab mat karo. Main pehle se hi
bahut pareshan hoon ki usko kya bataunga ki tum kaun ho!!!!!!!!!


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #190 on: April 08, 2007, 08:11:31 AM »

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet
Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.

sorry 4 disturb u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing a cards
and I lost the joker

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."

.......
.......
I SAID IN CASE OF
In case of
fire read this
message..
.......
.......
.......
i said in case of
FIRE YOU IDIOT!!

Why did God Create
'you' before Me....?
Ans: B'cause he wanted
to Create a 'SAMPLE',
Be 4 Creating A
*Master-PIECE*


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #191 on: April 08, 2007, 08:13:12 AM »

SOME INTERESTING TELEGRAMS EVER RECEIVED...

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #192 on: April 25, 2007, 03:55:32 AM »

LARGEST LEOPARD IN CAPTIVITY.

SCROLL DOWN


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #193 on: May 01, 2007, 04:25:38 AM »

koi patthar se na mare mere is deewane ko,
koi patthar se na mare mere is deewane ko,
are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko…


	Logged

Sonu

Guest

Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #194 on: May 01, 2007, 04:27:37 AM »

Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain....
Zara-Zara kar ke teri yaadon ka mahal banate hain….
Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....


	Logged

Pages: 1 ... 9 10 11 12 [13] 14

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: Thuda saa hanslo