Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 10:SMS , mobile & JOKES

waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #135 on: February 06, 2007, 09:43:44 AM »

hehehehe.......... kyon maal aisa aa raha hia tongue3

market mein maal short ho gaya kya tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #136 on: February 08, 2007, 06:12:43 AM »

konsa mal short hu gayahia sheytan.. .


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Sonu

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«Reply #137 on: February 08, 2007, 06:14:19 AM »

Laloo talks to his son

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I want to choose my own bride".

Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Laloo approaches Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Laloo : "But this young man is a vice president of the
World Bank."

Ambani: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World
Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice president."

President : "But I already have more vice presidents
than I need."

Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case..."


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #138 on: February 08, 2007, 06:08:45 PM »

hehehe.... nice again.............. areeeee wahi maal ..... kuch to samjho tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #139 on: February 22, 2007, 05:11:23 AM »

thanks..

mmmm shytan veysey keska naam maal rakha hai glasses2

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hehehe.... nice again.............. areeeee wahi maal ..... kuch to samjho tongue3


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«Reply #140 on: February 23, 2007, 04:01:49 AM »

1. **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, you wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

2. **You are already late, and your key is missing, you wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

3. **You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, you wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

4. **The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life!

5. **After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, you wish there was an valuation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!

6. **One day you realize that you are turning bald, you wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

And the best one is ..........

7. **The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which is not always there in life......


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«Reply #141 on: February 23, 2007, 04:02:40 AM »


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«Reply #142 on: February 27, 2007, 02:31:11 AM »

Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain,
Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain...
Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge,
kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain....

Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya...

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....


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«Reply #143 on: February 27, 2007, 04:25:04 AM »

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman.
Now who is Ravan? Huh?

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain..
Please tell them your age!!!!!!

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha
Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state (brilliant answer).

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #144 on: February 27, 2007, 11:46:17 AM »

lollzzzzzzzzz Santa banta........ very funny tongue3

dono bewakoof the kya tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #145 on: February 28, 2007, 05:47:35 AM »

[bthanks...

]shyed tumahra hi koi rishteydar hugaa unsey jaker puch lo....[/b]

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lollzzzzzzzzz Santa banta........ very funny tongue3

dono bewakoof the kya tongue3


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«Reply #146 on: March 02, 2007, 08:13:40 AM »

Teri jheel si aankho mai doob jaane ko dil chahta hai,
Magar kya karu, tera chashma beech mai aata hai!

Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Wo Gulab hi kya hai jisme laali na ho
Wo Gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali na ho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI na ho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali na ho

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...

Jab kaha tha aaou to aatay na thae
Bin kahaey ab bar bar aaney lage
Ya kabhi wo be-rukhi, ya yae karam
Sath ab bachchon ko bhi laney lage

Nadee ko kinaro ne loota,
Chaman ko baharo ne loota..
Hamko aapne,
Aur aapko hajaro ne loota...

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hain,
Ab to tanhai aksar hamse milti hain....
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hain.....

Usne hume dekha,
Phir humne unhe dekha,
Dekhte hi dekhte dil me ek ehsas hua,
Ki shayad wo kisi aur ko dekh rahe hain.

Tum us chilman se dekho hum is chilman se jhanken,
Tum us chilman se dekho hum is chilman se jhanken
Tum us chilman se dekho hum is chilman se jhanken...
Lagaa do aag chilman ko na tum jhankon na wo jhanken...

Aap ki aahat sunkar andhe dekhne ki dua maange ge
Aap ke saath chalne ke liye langde chalne ki dua maange ge
Aap apne sar se aanchal na hatana
warna buddhe bhi jawani ki dua maange ge


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #147 on: March 02, 2007, 06:17:16 PM »

nice.......... mast hai...... lekin jheel si aankhon mien birds jyada rahti hain... :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #148 on: March 03, 2007, 03:25:53 AM »

thanks shetan.... keo tumney jheel mey dubki lagani hia keya...

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nice.......... mast hai...... lekin jheel si aankhon mien birds jyada rahti hain... :lol:


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #149 on: March 04, 2007, 09:37:04 AM »

ur welcome .............na jee na...... tongue3


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