Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 6:SMS , mobile & JOKES

waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #75 on: December 07, 2006, 05:52:53 PM »

haay........ indian team per........ bahot buri haal hai .........sabhi player koi dada hai . Pita hai.........lekin kuch nahi kar paata......... tongue3

nice sharing Sonu :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #76 on: December 08, 2006, 05:00:15 AM »

mmmm shukriya ganju patel ji...

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

haay........ indian team per........ bahot buri haal hai .........sabhi player koi dada hai . Pita hai.........lekin kuch nahi kar paata......... tongue3

nice sharing Sonu :lol:


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Sonu

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«Reply #77 on: December 08, 2006, 06:06:41 AM »

1) Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!

2) Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.

3) Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.

4) Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.

5) A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."

6) Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,

Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,

Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,

Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...

7) My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory, My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic. .. Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.

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Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?

9) Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.

10) Sham- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #78 on: December 09, 2006, 07:18:10 PM »

hehehe,........... kya kavita hai Takli...... mast hai yeh bhi ..... :lol: aur main ganju nahi hoon... tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #79 on: December 16, 2006, 05:56:41 AM »

mmmmm....

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

hehehe,........... kya kavita hai Takli...... mast hai yeh bhi ..... :lol: aur main ganju nahi hoon... tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #80 on: December 16, 2006, 06:05:04 AM »

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl
says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay
ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to
mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals (

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of
thebank balance

Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya

4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega.

kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe

TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........

tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai.

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to
vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de
jaaye. Gud Day.

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!

Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar
ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre
Banana na Chor De..(

Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle

Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care
makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope
my simple SMS makes you smile!--.(

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you

Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo


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Pooja

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«Reply #81 on: December 16, 2006, 06:43:54 AM »

wah kaya khazana ajj yaha ayya hai
hansi ne dil ka her ek kona mahkaya hai


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Sonu

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«Reply #82 on: December 17, 2006, 04:00:38 AM »

shukirya Pooja sis... apko hansi ah gaye to samjhu humey thuda sa khajana mil gaya.... :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "Pooja"

wah kaya khazana ajj yaha ayya hai
hansi ne dil ka her ek kona mahkaya hai


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Sonu

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«Reply #83 on: December 17, 2006, 04:12:49 AM »

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai -
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. -

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. -Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
-Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,
Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -

Jis din se juda vo humse hue,
is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra,
taaro ne chamkna chor diya -

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi-

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...-
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi -are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi -

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka,
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

5 great people:
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.


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Sonu

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«Reply #84 on: December 17, 2006, 06:09:00 AM »


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Tosha

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«Reply #85 on: December 17, 2006, 01:38:40 PM »

wow !! this one is good!!


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Sonu

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«Reply #86 on: December 17, 2006, 10:58:39 PM »

shukriyaa Tosha ji...

Quote from: "Tosha"

wow !! this one is good!!


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Sonu

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«Reply #87 on: December 17, 2006, 10:59:42 PM »

1) A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . . . .

2) A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

3) Tip to reduce consumption of alcohol : Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r HAPPY..!!

4) When a BLACK CAT
falls down,
What will the
WHITE CAT say Huh?

Don't think Like
a SCIENTIST
It will only say....

MEOW....
MEOW....

5) Sardar trying to propose to a girl, said "main tumse..." GIRL_tameez se baat karo!! SARDAR_behenji, main aapse shadi karna chahta hoon..!!

6) Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

7) Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

glasses2

Boy says 2 girl:- tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

girl says:- tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapal tutne tak pitega.

9) Wife and husband r like wheels of vehicles. if one tyre punctures vehcle will not move......
so intelligent man always carry stepny with him..


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Sonu

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«Reply #88 on: December 17, 2006, 11:21:38 PM »

1) Nasha jaruri hai zindagi k liye,par sirf sharab hi nahi hai bekhudi k liye, kisi ki mast nigahon me doob ja ae dost, bada hasi samundar hai khudkushi ke
liye.

2) Na kashti hai na kinara hai koi, na manzil na sahara hai koi, na ansu hai na kushi ka ishara hai koi, par aap hai to lagta hai hamara hai koi.

3) Bhula na sako ge mujhe bhool kar tum, mai aksar tumhe yaad aata rahunga. Kabhi khwab ban kar kabhi yaad ban kar, mai ninde tumhari churata rahunga.

4) Dekho aawaz dekar, paas hamme paoge,
aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,
dur rahkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,
hathon se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaoge

5) Pucho na us kagaz se jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayi me beeti baate tamam likhte hai.Woh Kalam bhi diwani ho gayi jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte
hai

6) Wo kahin b rahen sar pe uske ilzaam to hai,uske hathon ki lakiron me mera naam to hai,wo mujhe apna banaye ya na banaye zamane me mere naam se woh badnam to
hai

7) Na Misaal milegi Tere Husn ke iss Kayanat me,tu itni kashish bhari Khoobsorti kahanse Le aye hai Labo pe Maikhane, Ankhome Paymane, khuda Jane Aaj kis kiski
Shammat Aye Hai

glasses2

Dekh k logo
ko,socha ishq
hum b karle

phir bewafao
ko dekh socha,
thoda sabrr karle

jaan gawante
dekh is daldal
me kaio ko,

socha patli gali
se hum nikal le.

9) Aap itna yaad na karo hum ko,
kahi hum chheenko se pareshan na ho jaye.
Yaad to hum bhi aapko bahut karte hain,
Par darte hain,
ke kahi aapko zukaam na ho jaye

10) Apne dilki bat unse keh nahi sakte,Bin kahe bhi ji nahi sakte'Ae Khuda aisi takdir bana,wo humse khud akar kahe'HUM' Apk bina Reh nahi sakte.

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #89 on: December 18, 2006, 03:04:23 PM »

nice collection................ hehehe........ aap ke padosi bhi aaye hain kya tongue3


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