Thuda saa hanslo -Panna 7:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonu

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«Reply #90 on: December 19, 2006, 03:46:41 AM »

shukriya Waheed.... yea saval tum jaker padosi sey puchu mujh sey keo puch rahye hu meyney koi davat pey nahi bulaya tha padosi ko ju mujh sey puch rahey hu...

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nice collection................ hehehe........ aap ke padosi bhi aaye hain kya tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #91 on: December 19, 2006, 03:49:22 AM »

1)what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan


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Sonu

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«Reply #92 on: December 19, 2006, 03:53:59 AM »

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina


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Sonu

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«Reply #93 on: December 19, 2006, 04:20:10 AM »

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.

Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...


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Sonu

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«Reply #94 on: December 19, 2006, 04:21:40 AM »

Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Socho..

Aur socho yaar..

"COIN"..


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Sonu

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«Reply #95 on: December 19, 2006, 04:22:46 AM »

Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .


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waheed_rose2004

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Thuda saa hanslo

«Reply #96 on: December 30, 2006, 05:19:36 PM »

heheehe.... bhai bolegi to jubaan kaat lunga tongue3

Aankhon mein sarafat
chaal mein nazakat
aur chehre mein safai
yeh saari ada sirf ladkon ne hi paaayee.... jaise main tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #97 on: January 02, 2007, 05:34:54 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yea tumhara vham hai yea sab ajkal sirf ketaabho mey hu milta hia :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

heheehe.... bhai bolegi to jubaan kaat lunga tongue3

Aankhon mein sarafat
chaal mein nazakat
aur chehre mein safai
yeh saari ada sirf ladkon ne hi paaayee.... jaise main tongue3


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Sonu

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«Reply #98 on: January 02, 2007, 05:36:22 AM »

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

> 1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai.
............ ........
2003 girl
............ ........
2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
............ ........
dil bekrar hai
............ ........
aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.

> Geeta Sar : -
SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

> Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

> Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

> Ajib si kasis hai tum me, k hum tumhare khayalon me khoye rahte
hain.
Yeh soch kar ke tum khwabon me aaoge, hum din mein bhi soye rahte
hain

> Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai

> Nurse: jhon ji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
jhon: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #99 on: January 03, 2007, 06:28:51 PM »

lollzzzzzzzzzzz nice .....yeh sab ladkiyon ki ada hai tongue3


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anandagarwal

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«Reply #100 on: January 07, 2007, 01:19:21 PM »

75 sal ke budhdhe ne
15 sal ki ladki ke sath shadi ki, phir kya hua, suhagrat pe dono khub roye,
kyunki ladki kuchh janti nahi thi
aur budhdha sab bhul chuka thaa.


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Sonu

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«Reply #101 on: January 08, 2007, 06:45:26 AM »

anand ji welcome to yoinda... apka yea per sawaget hai..

nice work.. keep up the good work..

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75 sal ke budhdhe ne
15 sal ki ladki ke sath shadi ki, phir kya hua, suhagrat pe dono khub roye,
kyunki ladki kuchh janti nahi thi
aur budhdha sab bhul chuka thaa.


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Sonu

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«Reply #102 on: January 08, 2007, 06:46:21 AM »

Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfrien d kya hota hai…
Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta raheta hai bus.


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Sonu

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«Reply #103 on: January 08, 2007, 06:48:36 AM »

Kya aapko
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Pata hai k aapki
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In khubsoorat
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Aur piyari si
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Aankhon
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K nichey
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Jo naak hai…
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Beh rahi hai
Saaf kar lo


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Sonu

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«Reply #104 on: January 08, 2007, 06:49:31 AM »

Tere liye chand kya
Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga
Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho
Ghar walo ko kya
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga


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