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A guy dials home from work. A strange women answers.

GUY: "Who is this ?"

MAID: " This is the maid."

GUY: "We don't have a maid."

MAID:"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

GUY:"Well this is her husband. Is she there?"

MAID:"Ummm...she's upstairs with someone whom I just figured was her husband."
   
         ( The guy is fuming ).

GUY:"Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?"

MAID:"What do I have to do?"

GUY:"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that lady and the jerk she is with."
     
     ( The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears the footsteps, followed by 2 gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone ).

MAID:"What should I do with the bodies?"

GUY:"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

MAID:"What? but there's no pool here!"
       
         ( Long pause.............................)

GUY:"Uh..Is this 83248252?"

MAID:"No."

GUY:"Oh sorry..........wrong number."

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