You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

*Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
*Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
*Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
* Tries to drown a fish in waters.
*Thinks socialism means partying.
*Trips over a cordless phone.
*Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
*At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."
*Studies for a blood test and fails.
* Sells the car for gas money.
*Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
*Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
*Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

yeah

funny  :cry: