HISAAB KA JAWAAB:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

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Zindgi Wabaal banaane ke liye Hissab Karlo...
Uljhanen Bharaane ke liye Phir Hissab Karlo,

Abb Uljhanon se Nijhaat paane ke liye...
Aik jaam Shraab zaruri hai Istmaal Karlo,

Zindgi ik Azaab ban gayee hai khoob Peelo...
Lo yeh jaam-e shraab hai isse Phir se Peelo,

Gham aaNe pe yaa gham ke chale jaaNe pe...
Iss mein hissab kiye ka Jawaab hai Peelo!

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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 01:32:54 AM »

waah waah


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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 03:04:29 AM »

gud


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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 03:13:27 AM »

Quote from: surindarn on January 27, 2014, 12:10:37 AM

Zindgi Wabaal banaane ke liye Hissab Karlo...
Uljhanen Bharaane ke liye Phir Hissab Karlo,
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ye sher bilkul hi samjh nahin paayi
Abb Uljhanon se Nijhaat paane ke liye...
Aik jaam Shraab zaruri hai Istmaal Karlo,
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Zindgi ik Azaab ban gayee hai khoob Peelo...
Lo yeh jaam-e shraab hai isse Phir se Peelo,
janaab, jaam-e-sharab ka matlab kya hua ye sher nahin samjh paayi main. jaam ko hi sharab kahte hain shayad !
Gham aaNe pe yaa gham ke chale jaaNe pe...
Iss mein hissab kiye ka Jawaab hai Peelo!
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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 05:05:16 AM »

Bahut Shukria Saini Saheb.

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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 05:07:31 AM »

Bahut Shukria Kondal sahib.

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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #6 on: January 27, 2014, 05:56:25 AM »

Quote from: surindarn on January 27, 2014, 12:10:37 AM

That"s Great.keep it up.!!


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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #7 on: January 27, 2014, 09:38:56 AM »

very nice


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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 11:27:15 AM »

Sheba Sahiba, aapka nazam ko parhne ke liye shukria. Aap ne jo jaanane ke liye swall kiye hain, woh mujhe aur bhi achha laga hai. Dar asal main ne jo likhaa hai kaafi asaan Urdu mein likhaa hai yeh main bhi nahin samajh pa rahaa hoon ke aap khaas mein kyaa jaan.na chahti hain, khair koshish kartaa hoon. Pehli 2 lines mein main ne shraabi aur aam aadmi donon ko dhayaan mein rakhaa hai. Ek shraabi jab peenaa shuru kartaa, woh shuru karne se pehle plan kartaa hai usko kitne peg peenaa hai. Uske liye behtar hai ke utnaa hi le ke baithe. Agar woh aisaa nahin kartaa hai, aur poori batal le ke baith jaataa hai aur beech mein bhool jaataa hai ke kitnaa peeliyaa hai. Abb agar woh hisaab karnaa shuru karde to sirf zindgi wabaal banaa saktaa hai. uske liye ek hi hal hai ke aur peeye aur peetaa hi rahe jab tak hosh na kho baithe, issi mein uska jawaab hai. Abb baari hai aam aadmi ki, Agar koi bahut zayaadaa kharach kar detaa hai aur baad mein sochtaa hai, ke itnaa kaise kharchaa hogayaa, to woh bhi apni zindgi wabaal banaa sakta hai. Yeh nazam darasal fun ke liye hai aur mazaahiyaa hai. Shayari khaali art hai yeh koi hisaab nahin hai. Isko us.hi mahol mein dekhne ki zarurat hai.
Main ne jaam ka matlab dictionary mein dekhaa hai, jaam drinking vessel ko kehte hain, mekhaane mein, shraab se bhare ko shayad jam kehte honge. Main ne jo jam-e-shraab likhaa hai yeh thoraa wazan dar banaane ke liye likkaa hai, jis se lage ke jaam puraa bhara hai. Log gham galat karne ke liye peete hain aur jab gham chalaa jaaye to phir isko celebrate karne ke liye bhi peete hain. Zayaada log fun ke liye hi peete hain, America mein stress ki halat mein peete hain. Kuchh log yeh bhi bataate hain ke red wine heart ke liye achhi hotii hai. Meri umar 80 saal ki hai main bilkul peetaa nahin hoon, main sirf uske bare mein likhtaa hoon, mere sab dost aur mere 2 larke jin ki umr 52 saal ki hai, ek larki jo 45 saal ki hai, sab wine peelete hain, meri apni knowledge drinking ke bare mein koi zayaadaa nahin hai. Main ne koshish ki hai aapke swaalon ka jawaab deneki, agar koi kassar reh gayee hai to aap phir se pooch sakti hain. Mujhe yeh zarur bataaye gaa agar main jawaab English mein dun to kyaa chale gaa, woh mere liye zayaada asaan hoga.

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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 12:27:56 PM »

Saagar Sahib aur Nandbahu sahib aap dono ka daad ke liye bahut shukria.

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Re: HISAAB KA JAWAAB

«Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 12:59:53 PM »

WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAH


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