Bang!!!

heheh nice

lolzzzzzz murali good ones...especially part part and cup wala hehe

nice

well enough of jokes on Sardar's

letz start jokes on me  :wink:

ok few more jokes on Sardar

One fine day a Girl proposed to a Sardar and Sardar denied simply,
saying that in our Family we marry only our relatives : My Mom married
my Dad, my Brother married my Bhabhi, My Uncle married my Aunt and
so on. Hence, please excuse me.
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Sardarjee to a woman: "I want to marry you" .
Woman: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back
direction. This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari (turban) in the backward
direction .
While he was on his way to his office another S ardar saw h im and
asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho".
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he
always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he
did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "To start from the
middle
keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its
beginning.
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint
Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
soul
must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin
with
"T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a
few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin
with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did
you
get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd,
February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without
another word.

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked,
"Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?"
In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"


A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"



Santa and Banta Singh were bitter enemies. Santa lived on the 1st and Banta on the 7th floor of the same building. One day the lift was out of order and Banta Singh decided to play a trick on Santa and called him for dinner to his house at 7:30 pm. So Santa huffing and puffing manages to reach the 7th floor. To his dismay he finds a big lock on the door and a message - 'HA HA ULLU BANA DIA!' Santa is angry but thinks a lot and finally writes his reply below Banta's message - 'MAIN TO YAHAN AAYA HI NAHIN THA!!'



There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground".Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!"


In a party one of Zail Singh's friends asked him how many chappathis he could eat in an empty stomach. Zail replied "Seven". Then his friend told him "When U eat the first chappathi your stomach is no longer empty .Then how can U eat seven ??". Zail was impressed by this tricky question. So as soon as he went back home he asked his wife " How many chappathis can you eat in an empty stomach ??".
She replied "Five". Then Zail told " Shit!! If only you had told seven I had a nice reply for it"



There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baarat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, "Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach raheho?" ...... Comes the reply, "Ha ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!"

nice one Murali....

he he he nice ones guys.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol: