Bang!!!

by nishita on September 12, 2004, 04:59:27 PM

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nishita

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Santa Singh at an interview:

Question: What is Ford?

Santa: Gaddi!!!

Question: Good, what is Oxford?

Santa: Bailgaddi!


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nishita

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«Reply #1 on: September 12, 2004, 05:00:35 PM »

Three sardarji went to fish. One of them caught a mermaid.

The mermaid begged them to let her go. Each of them wanted a boon. She agreed to it.

The first sardarji asked to double his 'IQ'. So the mermaid granted his wish.

The second sardarji asked to triple his 'IQ'. His was granted too.

And the third sardarji asked to quintuple his 'IQ'. The mermaid warned him about the consequences that his image might be changed.

But he insisted. At once the mermaid granted his wish and he changed into a sardarni!


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nishita

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«Reply #2 on: September 12, 2004, 05:03:11 PM »

Santa Singh and wife Jaspinder came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'


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nishita

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«Reply #3 on: September 12, 2004, 05:03:46 PM »

Banta Singh had been standing in the middle of his field for a long time.

While passing by Santa Singh asked him what he was doing.

Banta replied, 'I heard those who are outstanding in their field are awarded the Nobel prize. So I waiting for mine!'


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sanju

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«Reply #4 on: September 12, 2004, 05:32:52 PM »

lolz...the well 1 spclly..


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Pooja

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«Reply #5 on: September 12, 2004, 07:56:08 PM »

lolssss nice one nishita.


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nishita

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«Reply #6 on: September 13, 2004, 08:15:53 AM »

thanks both


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Tosha

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«Reply #7 on: September 14, 2004, 08:36:17 AM »

haa hoo haa hoo....
nice nishita ji


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nishita

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«Reply #8 on: September 14, 2004, 10:28:21 AM »

thks tosha ji


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munna

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«Reply #9 on: September 14, 2004, 11:07:22 AM »

can i add something..?

Santasingh and Banta singh were playing chess.!!!!!


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nishita

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«Reply #10 on: September 15, 2004, 08:36:04 AM »

add na


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sanju

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«Reply #11 on: September 15, 2004, 11:30:35 AM »

usne already add kiya..lollz nishita...


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Pooja

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«Reply #12 on: September 15, 2004, 08:30:38 PM »

lolzzz@munna


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munna

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«Reply #13 on: September 16, 2004, 07:35:06 AM »

i adding again ... extending the same one...

Santasingh and Banta singh were playing chess.
suddenly light gone, so they started candle. After sometime
santasingh said. " Are Yaar, bahot garmi ho rahi hai, fan on karo."
bantasingh, " nahi yaar, mombati buz jayegi"

Bolo taa ra ra ra......


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murali

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«Reply #14 on: September 16, 2004, 02:20:56 PM »

One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a
building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh
your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic.
Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down
when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not
Santa Singh.