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«Reply #45 on: November 03, 2004, 03:51:30 PM »


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«Reply #46 on: November 03, 2004, 03:52:50 PM »


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nishita

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«Reply #47 on: November 04, 2004, 10:43:39 AM »

once one sardar said

something in another sardars ear....

immediately the other die...

u know wat he said...

think

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think...

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think...

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he said ...

"dishkyaooooooon"


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Talat

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«Reply #48 on: November 04, 2004, 02:38:59 PM »


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Pooja

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«Reply #49 on: November 04, 2004, 04:07:59 PM »

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!


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Rishi

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«Reply #50 on: November 05, 2004, 08:19:53 AM »

**
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall.

His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay,

but for the past tense of THINK....
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I really....
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thought....
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thought....
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thought hard...
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and at last wrote - THUNK "
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Talat

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«Reply #51 on: November 05, 2004, 02:39:25 PM »

hehehehe


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Pooja

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«Reply #52 on: November 05, 2004, 03:26:50 PM »


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«Reply #53 on: November 06, 2004, 06:35:56 PM »

**
Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!

Banta : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair like that at home.
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Talat

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«Reply #54 on: November 07, 2004, 07:34:06 AM »


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«Reply #55 on: November 07, 2004, 10:42:32 AM »

Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasparov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the nuances of the game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500?

Santa: "But you're too damn good".
Gary: "I'll play left handed".
Santa can't resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, checkmates our Sardar in 8 moves .......
Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.
Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You're an absolute fool Santa) Santa: "kyon" (why)?
Banta: "Abe ........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).


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Rishi

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«Reply #56 on: November 07, 2004, 02:53:54 PM »

**
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.

He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.

Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.

Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.

Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"
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«Reply #57 on: November 08, 2004, 07:05:38 AM »

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth
certificate.
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are
Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th
person born on the Earth
now is a Chinese."


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akela

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«Reply #58 on: November 08, 2004, 01:17:41 PM »


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Rishi

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«Reply #59 on: November 08, 2004, 03:05:59 PM »

**
One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family

WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!
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