Yoindia Shayariadab - Place to share your thoughts in beautiful words.

Jokes...

by Funny_Soul on February 01, 2009, 10:32:58 AM

Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: Jokes...

Pages: [1]

Author

(Read 552 times)

Funny_Soul

Guest

A teacher told all students in a class to
write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

____________ _________ _________

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

____________ _________ _________

Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Santa replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

____________ _________ _________

Santa's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all
d passengers in d car he was Driving..

____________ _________ _________

A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
Jhonny stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

____________ _________ _________


	Logged

Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
	SMS Jokes by baby_love in SMS , mobile & JOKES
	-::::::::- jokes::::::hi::::::::jokes ::::- by fakharenaveed in SMS , mobile & JOKES « 1 2 All »
	Q & A: Jokes .. by NewYorker in SMS , mobile & JOKES « 1 2 All »
	Jokes by john_karam in Shayri-E-Dard
	jokes hi jokes hain ji............ by arsenmen in SMS , mobile & JOKES