Joke(Sms)

by Kamlesh Jthwani on February 15, 2011, 11:46:09 AM

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Kamlesh Jthwani

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P.J.-
What is the difference between husband & gadha?
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Ans-Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
Par gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ki hasband bane...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 06:09:25 AM »

PAAV BHAJI ke liye aapko chahiye...

Aaloo-1 KG.

Tamatar-5 piece.

Masala-1 Packet.

Namak-Swad anusar.

Pyaaz-Aukaat anusaar...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 06:11:53 AM »

God has given many qualities 2 u-
Gud look
Personality
Charm
Intelligence
& many more
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This is call as-
Allah meharban to gadha bhi pehalwan


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 06:18:11 AM »

Boy - Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes...
Girl - And what' about the big wishes...!?


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 06:20:28 AM »

Why R Wifes More Dangerous than the Mafia?

The Mafia Wants Either your Money Or Life.

The Wifes Wants Both...!

Isliye mere dost don't marry...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #5 on: February 18, 2011, 06:25:12 AM »

Santa k gaao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Builder-Bahut achchha ho gaya.

Santa-Ha ji, pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar karte the ab chhav me karenge...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #6 on: February 18, 2011, 06:28:50 AM »

Investment returns (1yr %)

Gold 28%
Silver 80%
Crude 40%
Sensex 35%

&
"ONION 880%"

1 lakh ke ONIONS liye hote...

To abhi EUROPE me hota.!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #7 on: February 18, 2011, 06:32:54 AM »

Santa (Conductor Se)->
Agar chalti bus se kudna ho to kab kudna chahiye?

Conductor->
Tab kud jana...
Jab hospital nazdik me ho...!


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #8 on: February 18, 2011, 06:37:10 AM »

Santa-Yaar bahut raat ho gai hai,
Aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja, Kal subah chale jana...

Banta-Thik hai yaar, Phir main ghar se night dress le aata hu...


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Kamlesh Jthwani

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Re: Joke(Sms)

«Reply #9 on: February 18, 2011, 06:47:56 AM »

Quote 4 students-

2 days before the exam - We refer foreign author

1 day before exam - We refer local author

On the day of exam - We are the authors