I have just joined yoindia and this is my 1st message. i hope u all like it
Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hoti hai
aur kitna intezaar karu tere sms ka
Kanjoosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti, tum uss baat pe wo kehti
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusi Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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what is wrong with your cell every time
i call a voice comes t
he subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for detail
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Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gehra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Doston me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
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God created the earth,
God created the woods,
God created you too,
but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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Hey friend,
remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i laugh again.
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Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumhari bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?

?
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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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