Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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Saeed

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«Reply #2445 on: August 03, 2005, 07:53:28 AM »

Once a Cow, Elephant & Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three.

So here goes................

Cow : I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why i m the greatest !

Elephant : I eat 100 Kg of sugarcane daily and that's why I am the greatest !!

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Hellooooooo!!!!!! wht happnd Huh?

why r feeling that u r a dunkey


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2446 on: August 04, 2005, 06:06:23 AM »

i trusted u
a lot
coz ur close 2me;
but,
why do u talk
behind my back?
tell me frankly?
why r u telling
others that
I'm "so sweet"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2447 on: August 04, 2005, 06:14:52 AM »

Teri dosti ki tarif juban pe ane lagi
tumse dosti ki aur jindagi muskurane lagi
ye mera pyar tha ya teri achchai ke
meri har sans se tere liye dua ane lagi..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2448 on: August 04, 2005, 06:15:41 AM »

Phool Ki Tarah Haste Raho To Hum Khush H,
Dil Kholkar SmS Karte Raho To Hum Khush H,
Ye Nahi Kehte Ki Bat Karo,
Bas "yaad" kar liya karo to hum khush hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2449 on: August 04, 2005, 06:21:43 AM »

INDEPENDENCE DAY OFFER: Dial 100 & say BOMB in PARLIAMENT.Get a trip 2 Central Jail & food,clothing,housing FREE 4 14yrs.Offer valid till 15th August hurry up.


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truelove

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«Reply #2450 on: August 04, 2005, 10:48:09 AM »

1 sapna: kisi apne ka milna
1 itefaq: aapka hamari zindagi mein aana
1 haqiqat: aap se dosti karna
1 tamana: dosti zindagi bhar salamat rakhna


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2451 on: August 05, 2005, 05:14:32 AM »

I am a PAPER, u can write ur
feelings, scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb ur tears,
dont throw me aftr use,
but wen u fell cold il
burn myself 2 warm u
bocz I love u.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2452 on: August 05, 2005, 05:17:34 AM »

Smiling is infexous u
catch it like d flu.
wen sum1 smild at me
2day i startd smilin 2.
now im infectd iv
sent it thru dis txt.
so now ur smiling
who wil it go2 next?


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2453 on: August 05, 2005, 05:24:23 AM »

What's missing in H_RT? EA or U?

Pick EA u'll get HEART!
if u pick U, u'll get HURT!

I'd pick U coz its better to get
hurt than having a heart without U


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«Reply #2454 on: August 05, 2005, 05:25:27 AM »

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.
She teased me till I got an ERICKSON.
sucked me till my face went ORANGE
till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2455 on: August 05, 2005, 05:26:34 AM »

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a
terrorist" She'll say "wat?"

Then u say "no no I asked coz u
r such a Bomb"


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«Reply #2456 on: August 05, 2005, 05:34:25 AM »

bolo mein aur tum kaise dost bane

bolo...

bolo.....

bolona........

pata nahi.......

yaad nahi........

accha mein hi batata hoon re..

"by mistake re"


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«Reply #2457 on: August 05, 2005, 05:41:55 AM »

1 lady delivrd twins,
surprising 1 is boy and 1 is DOG...
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE???

bcz her husbad is a "hutch user"
WHEREVER HE GOES HIS NETWORK FOLLOWS