Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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Andy_hott
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«Reply #2415 on: July 27, 2005, 05:51:52 PM »
There is a place where I miss U, where seeing every face i feel its u, where every voice reminds me of u, every name resembles U,We call it a ZOO!
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Andy_hott
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«Reply #2416 on: July 27, 2005, 05:52:42 PM »
True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
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Andy_hott
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«Reply #2417 on: July 27, 2005, 05:53:09 PM »
Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me..
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Andy_hott
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«Reply #2418 on: July 27, 2005, 05:53:31 PM »
It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
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Andy_hott
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«Reply #2419 on: July 27, 2005, 05:56:24 PM »
Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai,
Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai,
Jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,
Har shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai...
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2420 on: July 28, 2005, 01:09:14 AM »
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2421 on: July 28, 2005, 01:09:48 AM »
Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money.If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2422 on: July 28, 2005, 01:10:15 AM »
Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2423 on: July 28, 2005, 01:11:00 AM »
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2424 on: July 28, 2005, 01:11:37 AM »
Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like
perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it.
Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2425 on: July 28, 2005, 01:13:08 AM »
Q:-- Why is Atal Bihari Vajpayee not seen in the morning?
Think a while
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ans:-- Becuz he is PM, not AM.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2426 on: July 28, 2005, 01:14:11 AM »
Q:-- An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw. But the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing??
Think if u have mind..................
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ans:-- See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2427 on: July 28, 2005, 01:15:12 AM »
Q:-- Which Hindi movie song has a mention about "Intenet Explorer"???
Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans:-- Aja shaam hone I E (internet explorer)
mausam ne lee angada I E
to kis baat ki hai laday I E
tu chal........ main I E
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2428 on: July 28, 2005, 01:17:18 AM »
Q:-- what did a chicken say when cooked in Palak?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ans:-- "hum pe ye kisane haraa rang daala..
maar daala..haye..maar daala"
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #2429 on: July 28, 2005, 01:18:25 AM »
Q:-- There is a NOT gate which takes input as Sridevi and gives output as Tabu. HOW so?
Think
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ans:-- Because, Sridevi acted in a movie "Chandni" and Tabu acted in a movie
"Chandni Bar"
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