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« on: November 12, 2008, 10:04:32 PM »
Money can buy...
House but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY

It only causes pains and sufferings

SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

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Have something for U
Close ur eyes !
1..2..3..

Cheater, U didn't close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.

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No visits...
No calls...
No sms's...
No letters...
No missed calls...
I'm worried...
R U in jail again?
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Que: Why does ADNAN SAMI sing geela geela Huh?

Think, Think, Think,

Dont know?

ANS: No huggies available in elephant size.!!! Giggle Giggle

 
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 10:08:01 PM »
I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent freind.

Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... Usual Smile
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Boy & Girl in restaurant :
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25,
it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful
when her lips r closed !  Giggle

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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 10:14:30 PM »
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?

I put my dog out of the window,

U put ur face out,

Then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS' Giggle

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. ..

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 10:33:22 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 10:44:52 PM »
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