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«Reply #195 on: August 08, 2008, 09:54:08 AM »

Thanks Mahiya & IG.... Usual Smile
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«Reply #196 on: August 10, 2008, 11:33:47 AM »
Bahoot Vadiya,.
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«Reply #197 on: August 10, 2008, 11:57:05 AM »
Quote from: shivani(9899207979) on August 06, 2008, 02:50:17 AM
How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444
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Think


?


First He Dails 98444 & Then

Press "REDIAL"...

Intelligent Like U

 Laughing hard  Laughing hard
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«Reply #198 on: August 10, 2008, 12:49:14 PM »

Today's Joke

A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",

she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son..... tongue3
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«Reply #199 on: August 12, 2008, 04:57:31 AM »
hahaha Nice one Raabi.... Usual Smile

A criminal was to be hanged in public and a politician was also present at the
moment.
A T.V reporter asked the criminal if he wanted to say a few words before he was
hanged. The criminal refused to say anything.
Seeing this, the politician climbed up and started delivering his speech " I
would like to take ten minutes..." on hearing this the criminal turned to the
executioner and told him ,"I was supposed to be hanged , not to be tortured'.
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«Reply #200 on: August 12, 2008, 05:57:23 AM »
  Giggle Nice jokes sweet_raabii and natural..
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«Reply #201 on: August 27, 2008, 05:06:26 AM »

Thanks HR.... Usual Smile

A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today
and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like
to start?''
the employee says ''In 3 months.'' Winking
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«Reply #202 on: September 05, 2008, 04:34:20 AM »
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take one
more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped
and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the
voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run
over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the
corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the
voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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«Reply #203 on: September 09, 2008, 08:57:40 AM »
Jindagi ek lamba safar hai,
log milte hain bichhad jate hain,
par kuchh dost itne khaas hote hain,
jo bichhad kar bhi yaad bahut aate hain.....
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«Reply #204 on: September 09, 2008, 09:18:53 AM »

This is a Joke Section Shivani....

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five  passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first  passenger says,"I'm Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in  Britain.
The English  need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the 
first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I  am the wife of  the former
President of  South Africa. I am also  the most dedicated woman in the world."
She takes one of the parachutes and  jumps.
The third passenger,  George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of  the United
States of  America. I have a huge responsibility in world  politics.And apart
from that, I am the most intelligent  President in the history of the country
and I have a responsibility to my  people not to die." So he takes a parachute
and jumps.
The fourth  passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten  year old
schoolboy,  "I am already old and have lived my life, as a good person and a 
priest I will give you the last parachute".
The boy  replies "No problem  your holiness, there is onemore parachute for
you.  America's most intelligent President has taken my  schoolbag..."
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«Reply #205 on: September 09, 2008, 09:49:17 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard wow very nice joke natural.. Thumbs UP
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«Reply #206 on: September 09, 2008, 10:02:19 AM »

Thanks HR..
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«Reply #207 on: September 09, 2008, 10:04:53 AM »
Quote from: natural on September 09, 2008, 09:18:53 AM
This is a Joke Section Shivani....

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five  passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first  passenger says,"I'm Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in  Britain.
The English  need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the 
first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I  am the wife of  the former
President of  South Africa. I am also  the most dedicated woman in the world."
She takes one of the parachutes and  jumps.
The third passenger,  George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of  the United
States of  America. I have a huge responsibility in world  politics.And apart
from that, I am the most intelligent  President in the history of the country
and I have a responsibility to my  people not to die." So he takes a parachute
and jumps.
The fourth  passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten  year old
schoolboy,  "I am already old and have lived my life, as a good person and a 
priest I will give you the last parachute".
The boy  replies "No problem  your holiness, there is onemore parachute for
you.  America's most intelligent President has taken my  schoolbag..."

Puraana hai... tongue3 Lekin Cute hai...  Thumbs UP
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«Reply #208 on: September 09, 2008, 10:12:01 AM »

Puraana joke fir se parha iske liye Thanku ji..
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«Reply #209 on: September 11, 2008, 08:21:12 AM »
The Parrot
 

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
Spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
 
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
 
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
 
The owner looked at her and said,
"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
 
The woman thought about this, but decided
She had to have the bird any way.
 
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
In her living room and waited for it to say something.
 
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
 
"New house, new madam."
 
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
But then thought "that's really not so bad."
 
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
The bird saw and said,
 
"New house, new madam, new girls."
 
The girls and the woman were a bit offended
But then began to laugh about the situation
Considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
 
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
Came home from work.
 
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"....
Now there was a total silence.... Puzzled !
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