.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

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honeyrose
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«Reply #210 on: September 11, 2008, 10:49:40 AM »
 DOH Giggle  nice joke natural i understood atlast hehe.. Laughing hard
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Shikha12
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«Reply #211 on: September 11, 2008, 10:58:27 AM »
DOH Giggle  nice joke natural i understood atlast hehe.. Laughing hard

lolzzz... Laughing hard
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«Reply #212 on: September 11, 2008, 11:00:12 AM »

Thanks Honeyrose and Shikha.... Usual Smile
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«Reply #213 on: September 13, 2008, 10:26:21 AM »
Mr Late Latif had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always
late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't
do something about it. So Mr Late Latif went to his doctor who gave him a pill
and told him to take it before he went to bed. Mr Late Latif slept well and in
fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had his breakfast with great leisure
and drove cheerfully to work. 'Boss', he said, 'I'm here early! The pill
actually worked !' 'That's all fine' said the boss, ' But where were you
yesterday?'
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honeyrose
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«Reply #214 on: September 14, 2008, 01:58:22 PM »
 Giggle nice joke natural..
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«Reply #215 on: September 20, 2008, 10:17:12 AM »
Thanks HR.. Usual Smile

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man
to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much
is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why
it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one.
He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can
answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him "BOSS"
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shivani(9899207979)
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«Reply #216 on: September 22, 2008, 09:32:13 AM »
WORDS
and
HEARTS
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
SPOKEN
&
Hearts when
BROKEN
are the hardest things to repair.....
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honeyrose
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«Reply #217 on: September 22, 2008, 09:58:12 AM »
 Giggle nice joke natural..
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«Reply #218 on: September 29, 2008, 10:32:28 AM »
Doctor to Mareej : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai Le li thi kya.
Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine Le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?
Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko pee liya tha kya?
Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : To Khola kyon nai.
Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
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honeyrose
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«Reply #219 on: September 29, 2008, 10:54:01 AM »
 Giggle nice joke natural..
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«Reply #220 on: September 29, 2008, 12:23:37 PM »
Thanks HR....
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Talat
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«Reply #221 on: October 02, 2008, 01:39:23 PM »
WORDS
and
HEARTS
should be handled carefully,
Because words when
SPOKEN
&
Hearts when
BROKEN
are the hardest things to repair.....

Nice One Shivani
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Roja
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«Reply #222 on: October 02, 2008, 02:54:44 PM »
Doctor to Mareej : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Mareej : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai Le li thi kya.
Mareej: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine Le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai peelee thi kya?
Mareej: Oho, nai doctor saheb, dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko pee liya tha kya?
Mareej: Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Mareej: Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Mareej: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : To Khola kyon nai.
Mareej: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.


 Laughing hard  Laughing hard  Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #223 on: October 02, 2008, 02:57:32 PM »
Thanks HR.. Usual Smile

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man
to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much
is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why
it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one.
He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can
answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him "BOSS"


 Laughing hard  Giggle  tongue3
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«Reply #224 on: October 02, 2008, 04:06:56 PM »
Nice One Shivani
It was supposed to be a Joke thread....
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