.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

by sweet_raabii on July 02, 2006, 06:19:56 PM
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Here we will have Joke's posted by users. Make it one per day.

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«Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 05:44:48 AM »

Today's Joke

One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him
what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.

He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead
of picking up the phone. i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."

The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"

He said: "That same stupid guy called again"..... :D
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«Reply #2 on: July 06, 2006, 03:55:49 AM »

Today's Joke

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to  give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap...... :D
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«Reply #3 on: July 06, 2006, 01:48:55 PM »
NICE ONE RABBI,..

Azeem's Joke,..

Ek Aadmi Kabar Ke Paas Akela Baitha Tha,..
Musaafir Ne Poocha,..
Bhai:- Tumhe Darr Nahi Lagta,..
Aadmi Ne Kaha,..
Under Bahoot Garmi Thi Isliye Baher Aakar Baitha Hoon,..
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«Reply #4 on: July 07, 2006, 01:15:37 PM »

Nice sharing Jaanasheen Usual Smile
 


Today's Joke

An astronomer was watching in the sky from his telescope.

Santa Singh was observing him.

Suddenly a star falls.

Santa Singh: Wah , kya nishana lagaya hai.....Shocked

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«Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 01:33:17 PM »
Good Joke,..
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«Reply #6 on: July 08, 2006, 04:50:54 AM »

Today's Joke

Doctor: "Take The green pill with a glass of water
when you get up. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses
of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another glass of water."

Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"

Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."..... :evil:
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«Reply #7 on: July 08, 2006, 08:02:19 AM »
Nice Joke Again Rabbi,..
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«Reply #8 on: July 09, 2006, 06:11:42 PM »

Todays' Joke

Wife: Honey..............What are you looking for ?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date..... :D
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«Reply #9 on: July 10, 2006, 04:00:32 AM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water ?

Sarrah: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: What are you talking about "

Sarrah: Yesterday you said its H to O!..... :D
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«Reply #10 on: July 10, 2006, 07:06:51 PM »

Today's Joke

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow
decided to check her an e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: 11 July 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now , and you are allowed to send
e-mails to you loved ones. I've just reached and have
been checked in. I see that eveything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.  Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was...... :D  :D  :wink:  Puzzled !                                        
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«Reply #11 on: July 10, 2006, 07:10:14 PM »
ha ha

its really funny
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«Reply #12 on: July 12, 2006, 04:12:17 AM »

Today's Joke

Shohar aur biwi ek doosre se naraz hote hai aur baat cheet band hoti hai.

Shohar raat ko sotey waqt biwi ke pillow
 ke uper ek card likh kar rakhta hai ke
" Mujhe subah 6 baje jaga dena "

Jab shohar uthda hai tu 9 baj chuke hote hai aur wahin
 par ek card para hota hai , jis par likha hota hai
" Uthiyee 6 baj chukey hai "..... :wink:
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«Reply #13 on: July 14, 2006, 03:19:16 PM »

Today's Joke

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some women. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"..... :cry:  :D
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«Reply #14 on: July 15, 2006, 07:44:43 PM »

Today's Joke

Sardar & American traveling by air.
Suddenly the engines stopped . They had no parachutes and so the jumped out.
First, Sardar jumped.
He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and slowly floated down.
Seeing this, American removed his shirt and jumped but shirt did not do well & he began to fall rapidly.
Sardar looked at the American zooming past him & said - "I see! you want a race! let us see who is faster" and
he let go off his turban..... :evil:
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