.....Today's J O K E @Yoindia.....

by sweet_raabii on July 02, 2006, 06:19:56 PM
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shreya
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«Reply #15 on: July 16, 2006, 03:13:32 AM »
well I know ki aaj ka joke post ho chuka hai but i have 1 and i want to share it today.
so plz check this out

Musharaf in hell to Yamraj:  Sir, Can I make 1 call to Pakistan?
Yamraj : ya, sure.
After doing the same..........
Musharaf: how much the bill, Sir?
Yamraj: Nothing Puzzled !
Musharaf: why? Shocked
Yamraj: Narak (hell) to Narak (hell)  is free  :?
 
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #16 on: July 17, 2006, 05:13:13 AM »

Today's Joke

Doctor: "I regret to tell you that you've a brain tumor."
Mr. Bean: "yesss" (jumps in joy)

Doctor: "Did you understand what i just told you?"
Mr. Bean: " Yes offcourse, do you think I'm dump?"

Doctor: " Then why are you so happy?"
Mr. Bean: "Because that proves that i've a brain!"..... :D
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #17 on: July 19, 2006, 03:42:56 AM »

Today's

Teacher: Why are you late?

Webster: Because of sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"..... Puzzled !
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phoenix
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«Reply #18 on: July 19, 2006, 06:38:58 AM »
gud goin raabii
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #19 on: July 19, 2006, 09:15:28 AM »

Thank you Nitesh,

i'll be glad when u and other members wil also share their jokes too..... :wink:
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gur
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«Reply #20 on: July 19, 2006, 10:13:27 AM »
chal every1 now ill tell u a joke this is dedicated to all men who want 2 b smart

 :twisted: once three men found a genie
genie granted them 1 wish each
1st man : i want 2 b rich
genie gave him a lot of money
2nd man: i want a villa in n ew york his wish was granted
3rd man i want t o b the smartest person on this earth
he converted him to a woman HA HA HA
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #21 on: July 21, 2006, 03:46:42 AM »

Today's Joke

Judge: Are you crossing the limits?

Lawyer: Kaun salaa aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you to call me Salaa?

Lawyer: My Lord, I said, Kaun sa law kehta hai"..... :twisted:
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #22 on: July 23, 2006, 05:46:59 PM »

Today's Joke
This guy had a long streak of bad luck.
But one day, July 7 to be exact (seventh month, seventh day)
he woke up at 7:07 am.
He figured this must be his lucky day.
So, he went down to the race track and bet $7
on horse number 7 in the seventh race.

And you know what happened?





>> RIGHT .. The horse came in seventh
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #23 on: July 26, 2006, 10:30:07 AM »

Today's Joke

Santa & Banta went to ATM to draw cash.

Santa entered first and typed his password.

Banta, standing behind, shouted: Oye maine tera password dekh liya.

Santa asked: Bol, kya tha?

Banta: its 4 astricks ( **** )

Santa: Lai:, kar di na phir sardaro wali baat? it is 2356 ..... :-$
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natural
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«Reply #24 on: July 26, 2006, 12:15:51 PM »
Nice Jokes Sweety.. Shocked  :D
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #25 on: July 27, 2006, 12:51:22 PM »

Today's Joke

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and
Las Vigas So he called up the Tourist Department and asked them

"Ji, could you tell me the time diffrence between Patna and Las Begas"

The man at the other end replies "One second sir....." and
Laloo immediately replies "Thank you" & puts the phone down ..... :D
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #26 on: July 30, 2006, 08:07:31 AM »

Today's Joke

Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.
Doctor says "I've got good news and bad news which do you want first"

Guy says good news first."

Doctor: "ok, you got 24 hours to live"

Guy: " what the bad news"

Doctor: I shouldn't told you yesterday"...... Puzzled !
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #27 on: July 31, 2006, 04:09:32 AM »

Today's Joke

Pehla pagal: "Ager tum batao ke is bonx mein kya hai tu yeh anday tumhare aur ager tum yeh bata du ke yeh kitne anday hai tu 5 ke 5 tumhare aur ager tum yeh bata do gey yeh kis ke anday hai tu wo morgi bhi tumhari."

Doosra pagal: " Yaar koi hint tu do..... :-k
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #28 on: July 31, 2006, 04:11:14 AM »

Thank you GUM, Nattu and Gur
keep sharing..... Usual Smile
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reshmahere
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«Reply #29 on: July 31, 2006, 06:01:06 AM »
NICE JOKES RABII JII... :D

I KNOW TODAY"S DOSE OF JOKE IS OVER BUT STILL....



Santa used to work in saw -mill.He was in hospital after he lost
his arm in an accident.Banta was visiting him in hospital.

Banta:"It was really bad that you lost your hand,however thank
Wahe Guru that it was your left hand,since you are right handed.

Santa:"It is also because of my QUICK THINKING.Actually it was the
right hand which was going to b caught in the machine.Then i realised
that I am right handed and so SWITCED HANDS just in time. Puzzled !
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