Today's J O K E @Yoindia..... -Panna 6:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2006, 12:24:42 PM »

Today's joke

Mr. Bean & Pritu ( punjabi )

Mr bean : Prito ek war I LOVE YOU keh de

Prito: nai menu sharam aandy ey

Mr Bean : ek wari keh de

Prito: oo nai

Mr Bean : dekh le fer meri phen nai..... :-P


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« Reply #76 on: November 05, 2006, 11:46:06 PM »

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''Doctors meeting''

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together.

One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients
out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret....."


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« Reply #77 on: November 07, 2006, 10:17:07 AM »

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Frog: Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Sardar: Hota hai

Frog: Nahi hota and jumps in the water

Sardar : Le dus aiday wich sucide karan di kairi gal si.....


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« Reply #78 on: November 13, 2006, 10:39:56 AM »

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Santa's Friend: Oye Yaar, Tu Mujhe Sab Message 2-2 Baar Kyon Bhejta Hai?
Santa: Wo Isliye Ke Agar Tu Ek Forward Kar De To Ek Tere Paas To Rahe..... :D


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« Reply #79 on: November 21, 2006, 06:18:19 AM »

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Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected
....... ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job..... :lol:


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« Reply #80 on: April 02, 2007, 04:30:36 AM »

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank
you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"..... :evil:


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« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2007, 06:38:51 PM »

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A man joins a multinational company as a trainee, On his first day he dials the canteen's number and shouts into the fone," Get me a cup of coffee, quickly",
The voice from the otherside reponds," You fool, You have dialed the wrong extention do you know who you are talking to?"
"No", replies the trainee, "Its the managing director of the company , you idiot".
The trainee shouts back " And do you know who you are talking to, you idiot?"
"No", replies the managing director angrily.

"Thanks God!" , the trainee says and puts down the fone..... :razz:


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« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2007, 06:42:59 PM »

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Today's Joke

Doctor: "Take The green pill with a glass of water
when you get up. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses
of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed,
take the red pill with another glass of water."

Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"

Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."..... :evil:

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« Reply #83 on: April 07, 2007, 04:46:20 AM »

Today's Joke

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow.
The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink.
The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow..... :lol:


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« Reply #84 on: April 07, 2007, 10:26:58 AM »

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Today's Joke

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow
decided to check her an e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: 11 July 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now , and you are allowed to send
e-mails to you loved ones. I've just reached and have
been checked in. I see that eveything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was...... :D :D :wink:

Ha Ha Ha ..............reallly Funny..........Bechaari Wife..........


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« Reply #85 on: April 15, 2007, 04:40:32 PM »

Wah wah ,,,,,,,,Bechara Hathi Puzzled !


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« Reply #86 on: April 20, 2007, 06:09:45 AM »

Today's Joke

A guy in an aeroplane stood up n shouted ...... HIJACK

All the passengers got scared

from the other end of the plane

A guy shouted back ..... HI JOHN.....


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« Reply #87 on: April 21, 2007, 05:05:20 AM »

Today's Joke

Chae wala Larki dekh kar bola
"bholi se sorat ankon main masti dor khare sharmaie, aye haye"

Larki boli
"kali see sorat hath main ketli dur khara chilaye, chae chae.....


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« Reply #88 on: April 24, 2007, 08:07:14 PM »

heheheh sahi boli na tongue3


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« Reply #89 on: April 25, 2007, 05:14:56 AM »

Today's Joke

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."

Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"

This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.

Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"

The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep..... :wink:


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