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« Reply #105 on: August 11, 2007, 10:20:27 AM »

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It was the day of the big sale. A long line had formed by opening time.

A man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,
amid shouts. On the man's second attempt, he was knocked around and then
thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got ready for a third try, he said to the person at the end of
the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open
the store!"..... :evil:
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« Reply #106 on: August 11, 2007, 11:21:58 AM »
Nice ones Usual Smile
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« Reply #107 on: August 12, 2007, 08:22:20 AM »

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Ek  paap apne bete se bola: "Bewakoof, kaisi machiss
leke aaye hu, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta: "Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu..... :-P  
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« Reply #108 on: August 24, 2007, 12:31:55 PM »

ek aadmi ne municipal community ko fone kia:"mere ghar ke samne ghadha mara para hai utha le"

jawab mila:"wohi dafan kar du"

aadmi guuse se bola:" dafan kar deta.. magar socha.. phele marhoom ke ghar waloon ko khabar kar doon"..... :evil:
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« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2007, 12:22:32 PM »

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Doctor: "afsos ki baat hai, ju check aap ne mujhe diya tha, woh bank se wapis aah gaya hai"

Patient: "yeh bhi ajeeb itefaq hai Doctor Saab! jis bemari ka aap ne ilaaj kiya tha woh bhi wapis aah gayi hai"..... :-k
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« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2007, 01:02:02 PM »
hehe ...nice ones Usual Smile
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« Reply #111 on: August 26, 2007, 09:34:14 AM »
hahah gud keep it up
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« Reply #112 on: August 26, 2007, 09:34:37 AM »
hahah gud keep it up
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« Reply #113 on: August 29, 2007, 11:42:12 AM »

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.

Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega..... :lol:
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« Reply #114 on: August 29, 2007, 04:42:03 PM »
nice collection Usual Smile
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Koi Badli Kabhi Is Tarah Aayegi,
Pyaas Sadiyonki Pal Mein Bujh Jayegi,
Tujhko Lauta Ke Meri Aagosh Mein,
Dekhna Wakt Ki Nabz Ruk Jayegi!!!

You Hurt A True Heart In Love As Many TiMes You Want,
It Will Never Ever Stop Loving You.
But If You Cheat A True Heart, It Wont Hurt Or Hate You,
But It Wont Dare To Love You Again!!!!!
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« Reply #115 on: September 04, 2007, 05:28:14 AM »

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A new Bihari lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.

So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he did not know how to put it in English..

He went near the guy. Shouted 'follow me'. The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted 'Do not follow me' and went inside the class..... :D
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« Reply #116 on: September 05, 2007, 01:28:58 PM »

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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'

Santa: 'Hidden camera!'

Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?'

Santa: 'That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?'..... :-k  
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« Reply #117 on: September 08, 2007, 02:12:08 PM »


Nani ne apne chote Pute se kaha: " bete! jab tumhe khansi aye tu mu ke agey hath rakh liya karo"

Pute ne jawab diya: "nani jaan! aap fikar na kare mere daanth aap ki tarah nakli nahi hai"..... :lol:
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« Reply #118 on: September 09, 2007, 04:49:34 AM »

Today's Joke

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.

Santa replies, 'I am coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out'..... Puzzled !
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« Reply #119 on: September 09, 2007, 10:55:21 AM »
lolzz nice collection!!!
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