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« Reply #90 on: April 25, 2007, 04:30:49 PM »

hahahaha!! tongue3

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« Reply #91 on: April 26, 2007, 06:56:23 AM »

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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she
got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm
already working on a murder case!".....


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« Reply #92 on: April 26, 2007, 03:37:22 PM »

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« Reply #93 on: April 30, 2007, 07:58:23 AM »

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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!" .....


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« Reply #94 on: May 02, 2007, 03:31:22 AM »

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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"

The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."..... :wink:


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« Reply #95 on: May 04, 2007, 06:39:42 PM »

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Aik bewi ne 1st time apne Shohar ko email ki aur jaldi main woh fullstops lagana bhool gayi jab yad aya tu jaldi main jahan courser gaya fullstop laga diya, khat kuch isterhan se hai.

Assalam Alaikum,
ke bad arz hai ke bohat khusguwar zindagi guzar rahi hoon aap ki . bohat yaad aati hai anwar ki . shadi hai hamari bakri ki . tang toot gai hai hamarey sofa ki . poshish phat gai hai phopou ki . salaam kubool karain chori ki . wardaat bhee hogai hamarey ghar main ghalti se . mera dewar pakra gaya mohalley ki aik larki kay saath . aik bura hadsa paish aaya aap ki ammi kay saath . naani lahor ayeen theen baghair batey . bhabi bhee karachi chali gain anday dey kar . hamari murgi karak hogai salman mian se milkar . pata chala key aunty zejra theek hogain ghalti se . aamna ney mujeh add karliya messenger main . kuch problem hai amber key saath . aik larka dekha hain main ney aapki moumani key liye . naya ghagra bhee silwaya hai dada abbu key liye . phishwari chappal lai hoon chot nand kay liye . kuch bhee naheen la saki kabotaron kay liye . alag pingra banaya hai apni saas ka . rooz sar dabati hoon doodh waley ka . bill adaa karna hai aap ka . intezar karti hoon shahbaz ka . rishta tai hogaya hai billi kay bacchay ka . acident main intekaal hogaya barey khalo ka . beta buree society main par gaya hai.

Aapki chahitee
Rasheedan..... :D


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« Reply #96 on: May 07, 2007, 02:45:24 PM »

Today's Joke

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for
weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting
the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to
the Prime Minister of the India as a joke.

The Prime Minister was so amused, that he instructed
his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a
lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did not
want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided
to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Prime
Minister Office (North Block) in New Delhi, and those
Donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes "..... :D


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« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2007, 02:26:09 PM »

COOL


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Koi Badli Kabhi Is Tarah Aayegi,
Pyaas Sadiyonki Pal Mein Bujh Jayegi,
Tujhko Lauta Ke Meri Aagosh Mein,
Dekhna Wakt Ki Nabz Ruk Jayegi!!!

You Hurt A True Heart In Love As Many TiMes You Want,
It Will Never Ever Stop Loving You.
But If You Cheat A True Heart, It Wont Hurt Or Hate You,
But It Wont Dare To Love You Again!!!!!

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« Reply #98 on: May 10, 2007, 07:42:12 AM »

Thank You Angel

Today's Joke

Ek buriyaa chaht par so rahi thi. Usse machar katne lage tu woh neeche
aah kar apne room mein late gai Tu ek jugnu room mei aah gaya.
Buriyaa usse dekh kar kehne lagi "musibat ab torch le ke talaash kar raha hai ke mein kahan hun..... :evil:


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« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2007, 10:33:09 AM »

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An Interview session between an Officer and a Candidate

officer---------------- What is your name ?
candidate----------------- m p. sir
officer---------------- tell me properly
candidate--------------- mohan pal sir
officer-------------- your father's name ?
candidate---------------- m p. sir
officer------------- what does that mean ?
candidate------------- manmohan pal sir
officer------------- your native place
candidate-------------- m p. sir
officer------------ is it madhya pradesh ?
candidate------------- no,mani pal sir
officer------------ what is your qualification ?
candidate------------- m p. sir
officer------------ (angrily) what is it ?
candidate------------ metric pass
officer------------- why do you need a job ?
candidate------------ m p. sir
officer------------ and what dose that mean ?
candidate------------- money problem sir
officer------------ describe your personality
candidate-------------m p. sir
officer------------explain yourself clearly
candidate----------magnanimous personality sir
officer-------------this discussion is nowhere, you may go now
candidate-----------m p. sir
officer----------------what is it now
candidate-------------my performance....?
officer----------------m p!!!!
candidate------------what is that sir
officer--------------mentally punctured.....


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« Reply #100 on: June 05, 2007, 04:27:08 AM »

Today's Joke

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window .

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
bodies for the last 25 years.".....


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« Reply #101 on: June 07, 2007, 02:45:19 AM »

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6 yearz old son to his father : papa saamnay wali Aunty ka pait itna Mota Kyun ho gaya hai ?

Father sochtay howe aakhir kia jawab de, He said : Aaaaa Beta un ke pait main Paani bhar gaya hai .

Son : Ooooo Phir to Aunty ka Baby dhoob kar mal jaye ga naaaa..... 8-[


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« Reply #102 on: July 05, 2007, 06:10:16 AM »

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Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakh kar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath" ..... :o


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« Reply #103 on: July 11, 2007, 04:53:33 AM »

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"..... :twisted:


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« Reply #104 on: July 25, 2007, 11:38:33 PM »

LOL


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