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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2006, 02:01:06 AM »

NICE JOKES RABII JII... :D

I KNOW TODAY"S DOSE OF JOKE IS OVER BUT STILL....

Santa used to work in saw -mill.He was in hospital after he lost
his arm in an accident.Banta was visiting him in hospital.

Banta:"It was really bad that you lost your hand,however thank
Wahe Guru that it was your left hand,since you are right handed.

Santa:"It is also because of my QUICK THINKING.Actually it was the
right hand which was going to b caught in the machine.Then i realised
that I am right handed and so SWITCED HANDS just in time.


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« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2006, 11:59:17 PM »

Today's Joke

A Lady went to a departmental store
there was a Sardar ji.

She asked him: Lipton ki chah hai.

Sardar replied: Mainu te nai hai tainnu hai te lipat ja..... :D


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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2006, 02:27:19 AM »

:lol: :lol: It was really very funny.... :D


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« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2006, 12:53:01 AM »

Today's Joke

A Man: "You cheated me".

Shopkeeper: "No, i sold a good radio to u" .

Man: "Radio labels shows Made in Japan but
radio says This is all Pakistan"..... :D :D


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« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2006, 07:37:32 AM »

Today's Joke

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: My friend just borrowed it . He wants to scare his parents."..... :twisted:


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« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2006, 12:08:22 AM »

Today's Joke

An elephant was in love with a she elephant.
But the she elephant got married to some other
elephant. So our elephant was very depressed

One of his friends felt sorry for him,and took
him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they
sar on see-saw, but the see-saw broke.

Now which song would our hero sing?
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>> see-saw ho ya dil hu aahkhir toot jata hai .....


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« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2006, 12:37:58 AM »

:cry: :cry:

Ye joke thha ya uss hathi ki dard bhari kahaani......... :D :D


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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2006, 12:38:41 AM »

it was really painful story


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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2006, 01:58:11 AM »

lagta hai tum dono hathi ke sathi they
isliye joke oops sorry HATHI ki STORY
parh kar khafa ho gaye..... :D :D


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« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2006, 02:05:32 AM »

Khafa nahi huey..... Par itni dard bhari dastaan sunkar aankhon mein aansoo aa gaye..... :cry: :cry:


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« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2006, 12:32:39 AM »

Today's Joke

What does a kangaroo say when he finds his child missing?
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aaila kissi ne mera pocket maar liya..... :D :D


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« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2006, 02:43:04 PM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: " Can anyone give an example of Coincidence?"

One Student: "Sir, my Mother & Father got married on the same day and at the same time."..... :-P


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« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2006, 01:17:37 AM »

Today's Joke

Prime Minister of Japan Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.

Then Mr Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?"
Now you should say 'me too'.
Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?".

Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with Humour:

"Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha.."

Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.." ..... :D :D


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« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2006, 01:55:49 PM »

A man shoots away a mad dog and hence saves an old lady in the US... Journalist interviewing titles his report " US CITIZEN SAVES OLD LADY FROM MAD DOG" the man replies "im not a US citizen"... headline is changed to.. " FOREIGN HERO SAVES OLD LADY FORM MAD DOG" after a short interview... the man says... " im from PAKISTAN" the headline in the newspaer the next day read "TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG"!!!!!!!


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« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2006, 01:06:58 AM »

Today's Joke

Pagal: (hospital se bhaagte hove ) "oye car ki speed itni kyou barha di"?

Companion: "oji car ki breakfail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske phele ghar pahunch jaate hai."..... :D


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