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«Reply #225 on: July 21, 2009, 07:46:04 PM »

Today's Joke

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."..... Laughing hard
 


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«Reply #226 on: July 22, 2009, 07:13:58 AM »

Today's Joke

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."..... Laughing hard
 




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«Reply #227 on: July 22, 2009, 11:41:23 AM »

Today's Joke


Father to his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa

After some days…….

Father: How is your result?

Son: Sorry Zaheer saab..... NaNaNa


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Pooja
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«Reply #228 on: July 23, 2009, 05:15:33 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard good collection Sweet Rabii
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«Reply #229 on: July 23, 2009, 05:14:46 PM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko Punjabi mein convert karo.

Student:

oo gaya
oo nas gaya
oo pharo endi phen nu..... Giggle


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«Reply #230 on: July 24, 2009, 10:33:31 AM »

Today's Joke

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this...by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework"..... tongue3



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«Reply #231 on: July 26, 2009, 08:39:36 AM »

Today's Joke

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And

Fifth, Where is "Bob"?..... icon_scratch NaNaNa



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«Reply #232 on: July 27, 2009, 10:48:04 AM »

Today's Joke

Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko Punjabi mein convert karo.

Student:

oo gya..
oo nas gya..
oo pharo endi phen nu !!..... Laughing hard

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«Reply #233 on: November 17, 2009, 06:28:19 PM »

Today's Joke


if u ever start missing
-your school days
-your class
-your friend circle
-your crush or
anything about your school then

just
open your report cards,
sara nasha utar jayega..... Grin
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«Reply #234 on: November 17, 2009, 06:35:22 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))very funny jokes Raabii thanks for sharing.beautiful collection. icon_thumleft Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause tongue3 hello
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deepika_divya
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«Reply #235 on: January 17, 2010, 03:18:19 PM »
What a collectiions...

Sweet Raabii.. wana hear more !!
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #236 on: March 06, 2010, 01:18:37 AM »
Nice ones Rabbi Ji  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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shivani(9899207979)
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«Reply #237 on: March 17, 2010, 03:13:30 AM »
Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Bad Company.

D E F

Don't Entertain Fools.

G H I

Go for High Ideas.

J K L M

Just Keep Lovely friends like me.


 
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«Reply #238 on: August 05, 2013, 10:01:37 AM »
Our incredible INDIA... ♥
.
.
-The smartest students pass
with 1st Class and get
admissions to Medical and
Engineering colleges..
-The 2nd Class students get
MBAs and LLB's to manage the
First Class students..
-The 3rd Class students enter
politics and rule both 1st and
2nd Class students..
-The Failures join the
underworld and control
politicians and businesses..
-Those who did not attend any
school, become Swamis and
everybody follows them..
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