Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Delicate_Doll

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Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .

Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .

Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .

Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey

Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The .

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Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne Poocha ? Kyoon Bhai ? Ye Sab Kya Hai ? ..

Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo

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Chintoo Bhai Aik Baar Car Factory Gaey Jab Wo Central Minister The ?.Car Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha

Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mein Aik Car Free Doon Ga

Chintoo : Nahi Mein Ap Se Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta

Manager : Chaliye Janab ? 500 Rupe Mein Car Le Lejiye

Chintoo : (Khusi Se ) Chalo ? Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do ..

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Mintoo : Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Doon Ga,Mita Doon Ga,Mita Doon Ga

Chintoo : Mein Tumhein Rubber Nahin Doon Ga

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Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

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Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate Lady Ko Mar Di

Lady,' Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di.....'

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Chiman: Aap Kitna Parhe Ho?

Friend: B.A.

Chiman: Kamal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte.

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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Picnic Per Ja Rahe The , Itne Mein Chintoo Gana Gane Lag Gaya

Chintoo : Kis Ka Hai Ye Tum Ko Inteezar Mein Hoon Na

Kuch Deer Ke Baad Chintoo Bus Mein Ulta Latak Gaya Aur Gane Laga

Chintoo : Kaho Na Kaho , Oo Sanam Oo Sanam

Mintoo ( Pareshan Ho Kar ) : Kya Howa Chintoo Yar Ye Ulte Latak Kar Gana Kyoon Ga Rahe Ho

Chintoo : Yar Side B Gaa Raha Hoon

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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Aik Bar India Gaey Aur Kisi Ne On Ko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di

Chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai ? Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai

Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na

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Chintoo : Yar Mintoo ! Ye Bata Ye Rocket Plane Se Taiz Kaise Urhta Hai

Mintoo : Abhey Tere Peche Kisi Ne Aag Laga Din A To Pata Chale Ga

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Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein

Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga

Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga

Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

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Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ?.) ? Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya

Larki : Arey Ullto To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai ! :lol:


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Pooja

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #1 on: September 10, 2004, 01:34:03 PM »

nice salma.


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Delicate_Doll

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #2 on: September 10, 2004, 01:41:39 PM »

hey thanx yaar


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Delicate_Doll

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #3 on: September 10, 2004, 01:50:10 PM »

Phool ko chhua to Kataan chubh gaya,
Ladki ko chhua to Chatta lagg gaya
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The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la.......puncture !!
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Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you,
Its kinda hard for me to forget you.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!
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If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

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Good looking people are hard to find.
That's why you don't ......
That's why you don't see me often.
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Define Good Speech.
Ok.. Ok.. I am going to explain it....

A good speech should be like a girl's skirt...
Long enough to cover the subject,
And short enough to create interest.
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When you feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" you will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow,
no one will b at home."
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home.
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1.Vote kise diya.......?
2. Congress ko.......
Lekin Maza nahi aaya....
1. Kyon?
2. are yaar pehle daalne dete they
lekin ab sirb dabane dete hain
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:lol:


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Pooja

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #4 on: September 10, 2004, 03:13:40 PM »

ha ha ha ha ha this one is Good
If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
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You are right Usual Smile


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sanju

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #5 on: September 10, 2004, 05:19:31 PM »

lolz salma d bst 1 was...

Define Good Speech.
Ok.. Ok.. I am going to explain it....

A good speech should be like a girl's skirt...
Long enough to cover the subject,
And short enough to create interest


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nishita

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #6 on: September 10, 2004, 05:57:06 PM »

lolzzzzzzzz


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Delicate_Doll

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #7 on: September 11, 2004, 11:06:01 AM »

**Krishan Kare to leela
hum kare to Paap
woh Kare Chamatkaar
to hum kare balatkaar
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**Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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**Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se

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**Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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**Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
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**Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost mein aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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**Aaahat si koi aaye, to lagta hai tum ho,
Aaahat si koi aaye, to lagta hai tum ho,
Saaya koi lahrayein..........
Saaya koi lahrayein, to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hee kaho kya tum kisi BHOOOTT se kam ho..??
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**love is in the air......
love is in the air.....
par samajh nahi aa raha,
kiska hai kiske saath affair !!.
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**love is in the air......
love is in the air.....
**auron ka to pata nahi
par apka hone wala hai mere sath affair
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**Kehte hain pyaar mein neend urr jaati hai
Kambakht koi hamse bhi to pyaar kare
Aaj kal Neend bahut aati hai... =============================
**Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin
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**Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!!!!
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**Is Jahan main aaye ho to
kuch aisa karna kadardan
ki jis gali se guzaro har bachha pukare
Abba Jaan ... Abba Jaan
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**Andheri raat thee,
woh mere saath thee.
mai uske upar tha,
woh mere neeche thee,
aare yaro woh meri MotorCycle thee.

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**In the jungle all the animals eat PAN PARAG but the girafee eats MANIKCHAND. Why??
becoz OONCHE LOG OONCHI PASAND MANICKCHAND ===============================================

:lol: :lol:


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kalpit1234

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #8 on: September 12, 2004, 02:41:54 AM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

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1.Vote kise diya.......?
2. Congress ko.......
Lekin Maza nahi aaya....
1. Kyon?
2. are yaar pehle daalne dete they
lekin ab sirb dabane dete hain
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:lol:

good All but this is bad joke


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Tosha

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #9 on: September 14, 2004, 08:42:52 AM »

maan gaye...ji Usual Smile


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Delicate_Doll

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #10 on: September 18, 2004, 11:44:16 AM »

thanx .....ji...!!!!


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Talat

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Chintoo & Mintoo .... jokez...!!!

«Reply #11 on: September 18, 2004, 12:55:40 PM »

Hehehe :lol: good ones!!!


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