jokez..!!!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

A LIL BOY
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BOY: DAD can I hve a glass of water plz?

DAD: no son u had ur choice now lights off!

5 mins later

BOY: DADA

DAD: WHAT?

BOY: can I have a glass of water plz?

DAD: no son and if u say tht to me one more time I will have to come and spank u.!!!!!!!!!!

5 mins later

BOY:DDAAAAAAAAAAAAD!when u come to spank me can u bring me a glagg of water?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TWO GOSIPERS
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1 GOSSIPER: hay u know wht ham log job hi batain kartay hain na wo hamaray prosi sunn laitay hain

2 GOSSIPER: to phir tum apnay aur prosion ke ghar ke bich dewar quein nahi laga deti

1 GOSSIPER: array KAMBAKAHT agar main dewar laga don gi to main un ki batain kasay sunnun gi???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A BHAI BHULAKAR
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BHAI: Aray begum tom nay meri topi dekhi hay?

BEGUM: array aap ki topi aap kay sar per hi pari hay

BHAI: shkar ALLAH(S.W.T) ka agar tum mujhay nahin batati to phir main bina topi hi office chala jata!!!!!!!!!

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SHH NAMAZ MAIN NAHIN BOLTAY
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AIK admi namaz main: wo dekho machli!

Doosra admi namaz main: shh namaz main boltay nahin hain!

TEESRA admi namaz main: Shukar hay main to nahin bola

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PUCHO PUCHO
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BACHA: Abu ji…aeroplane kis nay invent kia tha?

ABU JI: mmmm….mujhay nahin pata…

BACHA: Acha abu to t.v kis nain invent ki thi??

ABU: ummm….nahin pata

Bacha: ABU JI….pencil kis nain invent ki??

ABU: pata nahi

Bacha : abu…nahin bus chorain

ABU: nahin beta pucho pucho nahin to phir pata kaisay chalay ga??

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NA MUMKIN!!!!!!
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Jack: my father can stay in the water for 20 mins

CHRIS: IMPOSSIBLE my dad cant even stay for I min…he doesn’t know how to swim!

Zack: yeah!??! MY dad can stay in the water WITHOUT any oxygen for 25 mins.

EEN: BIG DEAL! My dad can stay in the water 4ever…he went in the water 5 years ago and he’s still not back!!!!!!

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Liar Liar
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Hasan: pata hai kal meri mama aik aur aurat key sath kamray main chup bethi thin

Ali: liar…..its impossible 4 two women to sit in ONE room and be QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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