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JoKeZ....!!!

by Delicate_Doll on August 25, 2004, 02:31:36 PM

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Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of
you, please prescribe me something immediately to
reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful
birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “
Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall
give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to
wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking
of car.”

Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a
headache!"
Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head
with it."

A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with
his dog. "Your dog must be must be very intelligent,"
said the man.
"Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three
games out of four."

Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!


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