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Teacher: Raghu! You cannot sleep in my class!!

Raghu: I can, if you lower your voice a bit!

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The traffic policeman stopped the car driver for crossing the traffic signal on a red.

'Didn't you see the red light?' Growled the policeman.

'Yes i did', replied the driver, 'But I didn't see you!'

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Bandar apni ma se bola, 'Ma main kitna badsoorat hoon!'

Ma boli, 'Tu to phir bhi theek hai, usko dekh jo yeh padh raha hai!'

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Wife: Tell me the truth! How many girls have you slept with?

Husband: Only with you love, with the others I was awake whole night!

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A Chinese couple was about to have their first baby.

When the baby was born, eyes were wide and big, her hair curly and skin dark brown - all quite unlike Chinese.

So the father named the baby 'Sum Ting Rong'!

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There was this guy who was having a party at the terrace of his building.

While looking down from the building his watch slipped and started falling down. He started running down the staircase.

On the way he saw some guests coming up. They asked him, 'Why are you running so fast?'

The guy says, 'My watch fell from the terrace!'

Guest says 'So why are you running? It must have broken by now!'

Guy replies 'No, I might get it... it's always 2 minutes late!'
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«Reply #1 on: October 04, 2004, 06:53:50 AM »

2 sikh soilders capture a paki give him a dice and say,
" If U throw 1,2,3,4 or 5, v'll kill U ".
paki asks " What if i get a 6 " ?
then U throw again...

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Chai walla Sings
Bholi si Soorat
Aankhon mein Masti
Door khadi Sharmaye--Aye Hai..!!!

Ladki : Kaali si Soorat
Haath mein Ketli
Door khada Chillaye -- Chai...Chai!

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«Reply #2 on: October 09, 2004, 11:35:33 AM »

A foreign tourist goes to rajasthan village to see the 'true' rural
India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Bajre ki
Roti. She gives him some 'SarsoN kaa saag' on a Bajre ki Roti. The
tourist eats teh 'sabji' and returns teh roti saying, 'Here is your
plate'


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ilu

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«Reply #3 on: October 09, 2004, 11:55:41 AM »

HA HA HA HA
good one


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akela

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«Reply #4 on: October 10, 2004, 09:58:35 PM »


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Pooja

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«Reply #5 on: October 10, 2004, 10:14:48 PM »

Gr88888 ha ha ha bahoot khoob...


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munna

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«Reply #6 on: October 11, 2004, 10:07:47 AM »

very b'ful jokz


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #7 on: October 14, 2004, 02:17:45 PM »

thanx


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #8 on: October 22, 2004, 10:05:47 AM »

Date

when he cancels a date it is bcoz he has to,

when she cancels a date it is bcoz she has two.


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Pooja

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«Reply #9 on: October 22, 2004, 02:36:08 PM »

ha ha ha@TOBA.COM!!!!!!


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