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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #15 on: December 16, 2004, 12:08:48 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzz meena sis.....suhas..... :lol:
lolzzzzzzzzzz mnajmi hahahhahahhehehehhe :lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #16 on: December 16, 2004, 12:54:52 PM »

Quote from: "mnajmi"

A Man meets a Woman .....

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

:mrgreen: thts nice pretty gud


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Meena

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«Reply #17 on: December 16, 2004, 04:38:13 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Namkeen

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«Reply #18 on: December 17, 2004, 08:30:29 PM »

Interviewer: Your Name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Tell me properly.
Interviewee: Mohan Pal, Sir.

Interviewer: Your father's name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: What dose that mean?
Interviewee: Manmohan Pal, Sir.

Interviewer: Your native place?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Madhya Pradesh?
Interviewee: No, Munnur Pal, Sir.

Interviewer: What is your qualification?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer (Angrily): What is it?
Interviewee: Matric Pass.

Interviewer: Why do you need a job?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: And what does that mean?
Interviewee: Money problem, Sir.

Interviewer: Describe your personality.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Explain yourself clearly.
Interviewee: Magnanimous personality, Sir.

Interviewer: This discussion is now over. You may go now.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: What is it now?
Interviewee: My performance, Sir?

Interviewer: M.P.!!!
Interviewee: What is that, Sir.
Interviewer: Mentally punctured!


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Meena

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«Reply #19 on: December 17, 2004, 08:31:48 PM »

hahahahahaha gud one namkeen ji!

:lol: :lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #20 on: December 17, 2004, 08:35:00 PM »

Interviewee: wht u like most glasses2

Interviewee: M.P.
Interviewee: whts tht??
Interviewee: Mummy Papa glasses2


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Namkeen

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«Reply #21 on: December 17, 2004, 08:35:10 PM »

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


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Meena

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«Reply #22 on: December 17, 2004, 08:36:18 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Namkeen

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«Reply #23 on: December 17, 2004, 08:40:02 PM »

Good one Sir. heres mine

Interviewee: wht you like most
Interviewee: M.P.
Interviewee: whts tht??
Interviewee: My Posts

:lol:


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Meena

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«Reply #24 on: December 17, 2004, 08:40:59 PM »

:lol: gud one!


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #25 on: December 17, 2004, 08:42:45 PM »

Sir ?? :? r u crazy


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Meena

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«Reply #26 on: December 17, 2004, 08:44:34 PM »

arre call him dumbo!

:lol:


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Namkeen

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«Reply #27 on: December 17, 2004, 08:48:02 PM »

LOL if i am not wrong there was a story about Dumbo the elephant. Right?


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Meena

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«Reply #28 on: December 17, 2004, 08:49:22 PM »

yep!!!!!!!!!! u got it!

:lol:


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #29 on: December 17, 2004, 08:51:42 PM »

ye kya khichdi pak rahi hai mere piche se glasses2

bolo bolo kaun si elephant ki story ??


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