Jokes Time!

by Meena on December 12, 2004, 12:57:09 PM
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Meena
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«Reply #30 on: December 17, 2004, 08:53:28 PM »
bechara  Puzzled !
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #31 on: December 17, 2004, 08:57:22 PM »
kya hua kis bechare ko yaad kar rahi hain aap  :lol:
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Namkeen
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«Reply #32 on: December 17, 2004, 09:02:40 PM »
Uff bechara ta hai school bhi nahi gaya tha. Elephant ki story bhi nahi pata. Sach mein meenajee he is a DUMBO.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #33 on: December 17, 2004, 09:05:06 PM »
glasses2  skool nahi hai theek se padh... s silent hai  Puzzled !
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Namkeen
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«Reply #34 on: December 17, 2004, 09:07:57 PM »
Ufffff kya hoga in ladko ka. Please god have mercy on men.
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #35 on: December 17, 2004, 09:12:28 PM »
thnx 4 praying 4 me! u r so cute  glasses2
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Namkeen
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«Reply #36 on: December 17, 2004, 10:03:25 PM »
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replies."I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me?I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager - clearly aroused.  "He's in the back doing
taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is.I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to lick them gently.

"Tell him" she says - "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.
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akela
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«Reply #37 on: December 17, 2004, 10:29:04 PM »
Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #38 on: December 18, 2004, 05:35:27 AM »
Quote from: "Namkeen"
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replies."I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me?I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager - clearly aroused.  "He's in the back doing
taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is.I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to lick them gently.

"Tell him" she says - "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.



:mrgreen: jhatka
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mnajmi
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«Reply #39 on: December 18, 2004, 04:48:11 PM »
yom
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dolly
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«Reply #40 on: December 20, 2004, 07:17:23 PM »
Banta n Santa tired of mobiles ,decide 2 use pigeons.One day pigeon reaches Banta without message .angry Banta cals Santa,santa replied"idiot it was a MISSED CALL...
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #41 on: December 20, 2004, 07:21:58 PM »
lol..... dolly
tumhare naam se to serial bhi aata hai star plus pe!!!! hello dolly!!!!!
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dolly
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«Reply #42 on: December 20, 2004, 07:30:33 PM »
ya,wahi to hoon main.put 'o' after lol what's that KARISHMA KAPOOR.hi! lolo
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #43 on: December 20, 2004, 07:33:32 PM »
lol........

oops sorry!!!!


lolo


.......lol


kaafi der baad kisi baat pe hansi aayi hai!!!!!!
lagta hai aaj forms mein dolly aayi hai!!!!!!!
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dolly
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«Reply #44 on: December 20, 2004, 07:40:39 PM »
aji hum hain to kya gham hai .aapki hansi goonj rahi hai poore YOINDIA FORUM mein. now stop laughing bt KEEP SMILING!!!!
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