Jokes Time!

by Meena on December 12, 2004, 12:57:09 PM
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Meena
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a smile says i like u.
a kis says i luv u...
but when a boy says may i marry u?
jus turn aroung n say...
hello brother how r u?
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Teacher:What r some products of West Indies?
Student:I don't know.
Teacher:Ofcourse u do,where do u get sugar from?
Student:We borrow it from our neighbour!!!!! .......
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Doctor to Santa:Run 8 kms a day, for 300 days, to lose 34 kilos.
After 300 days Santa calls the doctor that he did lose his weight, but he is 2400kms away from home!!!!
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Robert: Amrica mein war ho gaya boss!
Ajit: Huh! India mein roz war hota hai.
Robert: Kaise?
Ajit: Arre uloo, Somwaar, Mangalwaar, budhwaar,...........
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One day a Punjabi buys 2 tickets in bus. So conductor asks why are buying 2 tickets? Then Punjabi tell "What can I do if 1st ticket will lost"? Then conductor ask him "What would you do if both tickets will lost?" Then Punjabi answered him I have "Buss Pass" with me.  
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One Punjabi is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. somebody stops him and asks -kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?- Punjabi replies - arre train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: December 12, 2004, 01:00:13 PM »
Shocked :lol:
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akela
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«Reply #2 on: December 12, 2004, 01:02:06 PM »
Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: December 12, 2004, 01:07:11 PM »
verey nice collection meena ji


 :oops:
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Meena
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«Reply #4 on: December 12, 2004, 03:21:52 PM »
thank u dostoooo!

 :D
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Meena
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«Reply #5 on: December 12, 2004, 03:31:31 PM »
Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind ..
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Roses are red,
violence are blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly to!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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Santo : Banto, You are looking different today.
Banto : Yes, Doctor has asked me to loose some weight.
Santo : So have you lost.
Banto : Yes, I have stop putting my make up
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Teacher : Rahul tell me two nouns.
Rahul : Who ? Me ?
Teacher : Very Good. Sit down.
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Teacher : Where does God live.
Sunny : Teacher God lives in my bathroom.
Teacher : How can you say that.
Sunny : Because every morning when I am in the bathroom, my mother bangs the door and says "Oh god you are still in there".
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Pooja
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«Reply #6 on: December 13, 2004, 03:30:48 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #7 on: December 13, 2004, 03:35:10 PM »
again very nice meena ji


 :hug:
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Meena
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«Reply #8 on: December 13, 2004, 04:34:54 PM »
shukriya meherbani  :D
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lovebites
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«Reply #9 on: December 13, 2004, 10:11:22 PM »
bohat achey Meena................!
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akela
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«Reply #10 on: December 14, 2004, 08:38:38 PM »
Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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Suhas
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«Reply #11 on: December 15, 2004, 04:01:37 AM »
Very nice Meena ji..... Usual Smile  Usual Smile

Here....some more....

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.";
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"

American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after that the letters reversed ( dog )

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've
found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?";
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #12 on: December 15, 2004, 05:07:29 AM »
Quote from: "Suhas"
Very nice Meena ji..... Usual Smile  Usual Smile

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female



excellent!!
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Meena
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«Reply #13 on: December 15, 2004, 05:16:56 PM »
thanx dosto!
bohot ache suhas ji!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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mnajmi
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«Reply #14 on: December 16, 2004, 11:14:32 AM »
A Man meets a Woman .....

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
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